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[♪ "Contrasting Strangers" plays
by The Light]

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[Abigail “Abby” Flores]
<i>I always knew how I wanted</i>

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<i>let it be my first sexual experience.</i>

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<i>It would be great without any effort,</i>

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<i>irresistible.</i>

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[Margaret Flores]
Abby? Abby?

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Abby, are you swinging alone
in the dark?

8
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Can you take mom's car
and go get some dessert?

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The Cruzes will arrive in 10 minutes.

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[Abby]
<i>I would make all the right moves.</i>

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Shit. [growls]

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Number 71.

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[Abby]
<i>And it doesn't matter how or where it happens,</i>

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<i>it would be with him...</i>

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[inaudible]

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<i>...Max Warren.</i>

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<i>With his penetrating green eyes.</i>

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<i>His killer smile.</i>

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<i>Even his shin on his neck.</i>

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<i>Ugh, I can relate.</i>

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<i>Our first interaction
It was like something out of a romantic novel.</i>

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♪

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Hi, I'm Abby.

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I'm Max.

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Well, goodbye.

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I'm Mercedes. I'm your girlfriend.

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[Abby] <i>And when we were 12 years old,
He said the words that changed everything.</i>

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I guess Abby.

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[Abby]
<i>"I guess Abby."</i>

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<i>He chose me and I chose him.</i>

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[employee] Number 72.

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Uh, a scoop of cherry ice cream.

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With gummy worms. Double worms?

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Oh no, single serving please.

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Too many worms
and it gives me pain like gummies.

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<i>Every time I go to Harry's,
We have the same conversation.</i>

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<i>But this time it was different.</i>

38
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How is everything going?

39
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Oh, calm down.

40
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I've been a little weird lately, but...

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Oh no. Because? Because?

42
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Uh...Mercedes and I broke up.

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[with echo] <i>We're done. We're done.
We're done. We're done.</i>

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<i>We're done.</i>

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♪

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Please welcome him
for the first time as married people,

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Mr. and Mrs. Warren.

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[passersby cheering]

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♪

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I want to be with you to, like,
always and so on.

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Oh, Max, I want... I want to kiss you
for the rest of my life.

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God I hope you practiced
with your hand

53
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[Abby] Oh, I did.

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I actually did it.

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♪

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[real estate agent]
Sign here for your first mortgage.

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♪

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It's a girl. Congratulations.

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What will we call it?

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Mercedes?

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That's twisted.

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♪

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Number 73.

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Number 73.

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I'm sorry about you and Mercedes.

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Oh, okay.

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Thank you.

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Oh, uh, can I too
order a couple of pints of...?

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- "How is everything going?"
- Oh! On the other side.

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A liter right away, Cherry Worms.

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[♪ slow classical music plays]

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[Abby] <i>Somewhere between Worms of
Cherry and my entry, reality hit me.</i>

73
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<i>Although Max is a recent bachelor,</i>

74
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<i>why would you choose me?</i>

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<i>In my sexual fantasy,
we never did anything</i>

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<i>because I have never done anything.</i>

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<i>I only needed one step
in the right direction.</i>

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[♪ "French Girl" plays by AXS Music]

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<i>- I'm going to St. Bernadette's.</i>
- [horns sound]

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<i>A private school
and catholic for rich kids</i>

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<i>where things like this are normal.</i>

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[♪ "French Girl" continues]

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[student]
Don't cry, Mercedes.

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[broken voice]
I thought Max was the one.

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We were supposed to get married

86
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and we would have a baby
and a mortgage.

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[Mercedes crying]

88
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It's not fair. I'm pretty.

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MAX IS SINGLE!

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[♪ "French Girl" continues]

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[Abby]
<i>At St. Bernadette's,</i>

92
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<i>all the boys are called
like an apostle or a luxury brand.</i>

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[teacher] Lucas.

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Pablo.

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Tiffany.

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Chanel. Max.

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[Abby]
<i>Max was different.</i>

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<i>if I wanted him,
I had to think creatively.</i>

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♪

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Matthew.

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Hey. Pass it on to Dior.

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[teacher] Dolce. Juan.

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[♪ "French Girl" continues]

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[Abby] <i>At my school, if you wanted
answers to life's questions

105
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<i>the majority pray
to a ghost knight with a beard.</i>

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<i>I went to a source of information
more reliable.</i>

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<i>Our school mascot,
the St. Bernard, known as Bernie.</i>

108
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<i>People often forget
that there is a person underneath that costume.</i>

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<i>So he listens to everything.</i>

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[Bernie] So, you want to be with Max
Now that he's single.

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Tell me what you know.

112
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<i>This was not the first time
who used the pet

113
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<i>for information related to Max.</i>

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Max Warren, tell me what you know.

115
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[Bernie] His mom works
at Bank of America.

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His uncle, missing.

117
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No one has seen him since Lent.

118
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His uncle gave up soda
and then it disappeared.

119
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Do you think I have a chance?

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[7 year old Bernie] No.

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♪

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- [player] Be careful!
- [ball hit]

123
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I heard Mercedes was moving.

124
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[Bernie] Yeah, but then
Max convinced his father

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that St. Bernadette's would provide
a more religious education.

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Curse.

127
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[player] Be careful!

128
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I need to know how I can
be with Max before we graduate

129
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and that possibly
Let's never see each other again.

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He's everything I ever wanted,
I'll do anything.

131
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[Bernie]
And what do I gain from all this?

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I don't eat sugar, I drink Mounjaro.

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- Hey, I'll pay you with money.
- [Bernie] Twenty dollars.

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- Deal done.
- [Bernie] Okay.

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- Locker room talk. What do you like?
- [cash register sound]

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Snogging or kissing
or exchange saliva.

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[Bernie]
Max loves 69.

138
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[♪ band music plays]

139
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Huh?

140
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[Bernie] Ask anyone,
Max is obsessed with 6 and 9.

141
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[laughs] It's all he talks about
with the boys.

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It is definitely
your favorite sexual position.

143
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But if kissing is more your rhythm...

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Oh, no, no. Hey, huh...

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I've had my days in the apartment
of bedroom.

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I had assumed it would be
a little more advanced

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in the bedroom apartment.

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That is, he spent years with Mercedes.

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That's a long time
in the bedroom apartment.

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[Bernie] Girl you gotta stop
to call it that.

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Listen, there's no need
that you do 69 with Max,

152
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but if you decide to do 69 with Max,
You will be his bitch for sure.

153
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I do 69 with Max,

154
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I'm his bitch for sure.

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[Bernie]
Yeah, no, don't say that either.

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[Abby]
<i>That was the moment I knew</i>

157
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<i>who would do whatever it takes
to be with him.</i>

158
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<i>I was going to do 69 with Max Warren.</i>

159
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<i>Sexually.</i>

160
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HULU PRESENTS

161
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A HULU ORIGINAL

162
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[♪ lively band music plays]

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♪

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[♪ "69" by Todrick Hall plays]

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♪

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♪

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♪

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♪

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♪

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- Be careful!
- Hello, Max.

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♪

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♪

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Live.

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Someone took a walk
on an active soccer field.

185
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What is that about?

186
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Sometimes when I get anxious
and nervous, I hallucinate.

187
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Oh yes, I've been there.

188
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I used to hallucinate all the time
when I was your age.

189
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But that was because he used
an ungodly amount of LSD.

190
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OK.

191
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You can go now, dear.

192
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[laughs]

193
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I'll get back to you in a minute.

194
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Heavens.

195
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♪

196
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[student 1]
So, I've been thinking.

197
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What should we do
for your birthday?

198
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[student 2] My dad said
who wanted to hire a prostitute.

199
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Too bad, friend.

200
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Your first time is about
of intimacy, connection.

201
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Chloe and I, forget it.

202
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I cried afterwards.

203
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The only time I did oral sex,
I was so excited.

204
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I haven't cried like that since <i>The Whale.</i>

205
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[Abby] <i>It was official,
all the people in the world

206
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<i>they had more sexual experience than me.</i>

207
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<i>I needed guidance.</i>

208
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<i>And that's when I saw where to get it.</i>

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♪

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<i>I had no idea what
was about to happen</i>

211
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<i>or how my whole world was going to change,</i>

212
00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:09,160
<i>but that's how it was.</i>

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♪

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♪

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Alright guys show some love
to Rhinestone who has two jobs.

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It runs like smoke.

217
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Running out of gas

218
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- but still showing his butt.
- [customers applauding]

219
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Guys, if you're disgusting, you're going to get kicked out.

220
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A reminder.

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[♪ hip hop music plays]

222
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Ladies and gentlemen, taking the stage,

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a Diamond Dolls favorite.

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She is the muse of Syracuse.

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She is very erotic.

226
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A round of applause for Santa Monica.

227
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[customers applauding, cheering]

228
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[♪ "Boys Wanna Be Her" by Peaches plays]

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[celebrations continue]

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Oh my god! I'm your number one fan!

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♪

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[celebrations continue]

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[Abby] <i>The first time you see someone
so comfortable in her own skin,</i>

237
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<i>It's almost shocking.</i>

238
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<i>Every part of me felt alive,
as if it were on fire.</i>

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♪

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♪

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♪

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♪

243
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<i>And there she was.</i>

244
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<i>The answer to all my problems.</i>

245
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<i>I found my sexual fairy godmother
in a strip club.</i>

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♪

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♪

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Woo!

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♪

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Yes!

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♪

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[customers cheering]

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♪

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Woo!

258
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Are you 18 years old?

259
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- [crickets chirping]
- [♪ muffled music plays]

260
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Come on, I'm turning 18
in 15 minutes.

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00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:01,990
See you in 15.

262
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,580
[Abby grumbles]

263
00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:05,200
[speeding traffic sounds]

264
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,200
[♪ muffled music continues]

265
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,450
[crickets chirping]

266
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:12,080
[sports announcer on the radio]
<i>There are two inside, two outside...</i>

267
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,490
- [fat sizzling]
- [kitchen utensils clink]

268
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,040
[radio announcer]
<i>...has two out.</i>

269
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,830
<i>Running as he goes,
where is the...?</i>

270
00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:19,540
[cook] What the fuck, baby?
Don't eat the food.

271
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,830
[DJ Don]
A round of applause for Santa Monica!

272
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:23,830
[DJ Don continues speaking indistinctly]

273
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,040
What do you mean
What could it be with?

274
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,040
It's nail polish.

275
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,120
But it could be lip gloss.

276
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,290
Look.

277
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,620
- Oh, no, that burns. That burns.
- [Destiny] Oh my god.

278
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:37,910
I worked hard for 82 dollars
and a piece of gum.

279
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,540
Oh, cariño, tu teléfono
It's been vibrating all night.

280
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:40,620
- Ujum.
- I almost sit on him.

281
00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:42,540
[Destiny] Yeah, it's been blowing up.
Who is he?

282
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:45,790
It's a boring group
for the high school reunion.

283
00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:48,120
Ugh. Shut your damn mouths, losers.

284
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,990
oh my god i hope
that you didn't put that.

285
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,950
[Angel] Oh my God,
wait, that's so funny.

286
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,040
High school reunion.

287
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,490
What are you going to wear?
Who are you going to sleep with?

288
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,450
- [Santa Monica] Yes, I won't go.
- [Angel] What?

289
00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:59,080
Seriously what do I have to show
of myself in the last 10 years?

290
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,540
Honey, lots of gum.

291
00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:03,490
[Santa Monica]
Oh, watch out, that's wet.

292
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,580
- Very warm.

293
00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,080
- You know...
- Like it's already chewed.

294
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,700
...I didn't go to my high school reunion,

295
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,330
but it would have been strange if I went
because I didn't go to high school.

296
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,200
And yet, you are the woman
smartest I know.

297
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,370
Oh my god, you have to get out.
and meet other bitches.

298
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:15,790
- [Angel] Yes.
- Really yes.

299
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,290
- [light bulb crackling]
- Oh, damn!

300
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:18,910
- [Angel laughing]
- Really?

301
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:21,700
[Destiny] I thought I had
one more week with that light bulb.

302
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,620
It wasn't like that, bitch.
A bet is a bet, it pays.

303
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,160
[Destiny] Do you know how hard
that I worked for this?

304
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,870
I spanked my pussy up and down.

305
00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:28,330
I said, "Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba."

306
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,950
- And I got $40.
- Wow!

307
00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,700
They were worth it
the bruises on the vulva.

308
00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,200
- Thanks love.
- He has no bruises.

309
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,700
- I'm strong.
- Oh, yes. It's a good one.

310
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,790
- Crispy. [laughs]
- [Santa Monica sighs]

311
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:39,870
God, girls, this place
It's falling apart.

312
00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:41,540
Seriously, it seems
that we don't give a damn.

313
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,080
How long has that hole been there?

314
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,160
Sorry?

315
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,870
It has a name.

316
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:49,200
Honestly, I'm surprised that they haven't
closed when that guy had a seizure.

317
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,410
Ned? No, honey, Ned's fine.

318
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:52,660
[Destiny] Yeah, okay.

319
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,740
Yes, when he was on the stretcher he said:

320
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,660
"The best night of my life.
Destiny!"

321
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:58,410
Yes, spend your disability check
in me every week.

322
00:15:58,410 --> 00:15:59,910
[Destiny] Ned is fine,
It's totally fine.

323
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,200
I once gave a guy a fit.

324
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,240
My God! Holy heavens!

325
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,830
Betty, you almost scared us to death!

326
00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,200
That's how I got my name.

327
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,200
You know, when I was your age
It was Wet Betty,

328
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,660
because it made all the types
wet your pants.

329
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,490
- [Angel laughs]
- And then, one day,

330
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,870
they hired me
to give him a striptease

331
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:18,240
to the infamous
Tony Scarpuccio.

332
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,160
[gasp]
The guy from <i>The Sopranos?</i>

333
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:23,160
Better. He is the owner of Albóndigas
of Little Tony in the center.

334
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,330
Oh, that's better.

335
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,990
Well, Tony was enjoying it.
of a spaghetti

336
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,580
when I was doing my routine.

337
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,450
And I went down to the floor

338
00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:33,410
and my panties broke
right in the middle.

339
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,120
That is, even the tangerine.

340
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,540
And just at that moment, he had the attack.

341
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,370
And since then,
They called me Betty Spaghetti.

342
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,490
How is this the first time

343
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,870
- we heard this story?
- Yes.

344
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:49,370
Oh shit. I should have started
with this first.

345
00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:50,620
It's why I came here.

346
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:54,540
Okay, well,
I am very deeply in debt

347
00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:55,790
and we will lose the club.

348
00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:58,200
- [all] What?
- [Betty Spaghetti] Sorry, dolls.

349
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,040
I am one of the best strippers
of the world,

350
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,370
but I'm terrible at math.

351
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,830
Did you know that business

352
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:06,450
must file taxes
every year?

353
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,790
- Yes.
- Yes.

354
00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:09,450
Yes.

355
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,750
Well, fuck it.

356
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:13,490
Oh my God, we can't lose the club!

357
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,910
I tried to take out a loan, but unless
Let me pay it next weekend...

358
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:19,200
[Angel] Wait, what?

359
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,080
What will happen?

360
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,040
The club will lose.

361
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,540
Will the club lose?

362
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,870
Are you even listening?

363
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,120
[laughs] Right?

364
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,620
Well I just wanted to tell you

365
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:33,910
so they can look for a place where
shake what the Lord gave them.

366
00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:36,870
And... I give you my blessing.

367
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,750
That? No, no, we can't give up.

368
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,950
Destiny, when your work
didn't give you health insurance, who did?

369
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:46,660
-Diamond Dolls.
- Angel.

370
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,830
When your stepfather kicked you out,
where did you go?

371
00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:49,910
To Diamond Dolls.

372
00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,910
Where do we spend
every Thanksgiving?

373
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:53,620
At the fucking Diamond Dolls.

374
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,370
Girls, this is our <i>Cheers.</i>

375
00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:57,450
Where everyone knows your nipples.

376
00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,620
How much?

377
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:01,990
I?

378
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,910
My ears are shit,
you must speak louder.

379
00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,790
How much is the loan, Betty?

380
00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:08,200
- Oh, twenty thousand.
- Twenty thousand? Shit.

381
00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:09,950
A week?

382
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,750
We can... We can do that, right?

383
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,790
Hey, we could try OnlyFans.

384
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,410
No, they blocked me, damn it.

385
00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:19,240
They blocked me on Facebook.

386
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,040
I don't even want to ask about that.

387
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,700
It was bad.

388
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:27,370
Look, sign me up for any visit
at home and I will work after hours.

389
00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:29,120
I mean, there has to be a way
to raise the money, right?

390
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:32,370
[DJ Don] Please welcome him
to the dish that you can't resist,

391
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:33,740
Betty Spaghetti.

392
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,660
Well, we need a miracle.

393
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,660
But luckily,
I am surrounded by angels.

394
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,080
[♪ music booming in the distance]

395
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,240
- [door opens]
- [customers cheering]

396
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,660
That is, there must be some phenomenon
Rich to pay for my time, right?

397
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,540
Who will be the lucky boy?

398
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,950
[customers continue to encourage]

399
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:53,160
[video game character]
<i>Horse entrails!</i>

400
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,290
[horse neighing, snorting]

401
00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:56,370
[Abby] Okay, let me
read some comments.

402
00:18:56,370 --> 00:19:00,910
Hey, Cerebrocerebrocerebro says:
"Hey Corpse-Abby, big fan."

403
00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:02,370
Thank you.

404
00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:05,790
"I heard there was a secret room
in Wyatt's Hall?"

405
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:09,870
- [♪ creepy music plays in game]
- Yes. If you climb the ladder,

406
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:12,200
you locate the pregnant zombie girl
from the living room...

407
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,950
There it is.

408
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,240
...you rip out the fetus.

409
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,450
- [character groans]
- [indistinct chatter in video game]

410
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:20,370
...you tie the umbilical cord
on the chandelier,

411
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:22,950
You swing and you're in.

412
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:25,000
[monitor beeps]

413
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:28,080
[laughs] Okay, I'm going out for now.

414
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,040
Thank you very much for subscribing.

415
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,700
I am very grateful for the tips.

416
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,830
See you tomorrow, good deaths.

417
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,250
[key sounds]

418
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,500
Phew.

419
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:42,870
- [key sounds]
- [approaching steps]

420
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:45,000
- Honey, we're leaving.
- [knocks on the door]

421
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,240
Are you sure you don't want
spend your birthday with us?

422
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,080
Moving my grandmother to a nursing home?

423
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,830
- Passed.
- Okay, okay.

424
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:55,330
Well, happy early birthday.

425
00:19:55,330 --> 00:20:00,200
<i>- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>
- Oh, incredible! Thank you.

426
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,080
This does not mean that you should
spend your entire birthday at Glitch.

427
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,250
There is a little further down.

428
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,080
Oh.

429
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,410
- [chuckles] Yes.
- I know it's not a car,

430
00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:10,330
but we are very proud of you
for working so hard

431
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,660
to save for one by yourself.

432
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:12,740
Thanks, dad.

433
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,830
Until then, mom's Volvo
has a full tank.

434
00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,830
No, I should use your car.

435
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,490
Of course not.

436
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,580
Oh, and Abby, don't be mad, but
I asked the Cruz's daughter, Lily Rose

437
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,870
that will happen at some point.

438
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:25,200
has been helping me
with my CPR class.

439
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,490
Just try it.
Maybe you'll make a friend.

440
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,620
- Lyft is leaving, honey.
- [Margaret] We will miss you.

441
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:30,700
Have fun.

442
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,870
You're still young, have a party.

443
00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:34,740
But don't forget to save
Lola's porcelain.

444
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,620
He's had that since the war.

445
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:37,830
[Ron Flores]
Margaret, she's not having a party.

446
00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:39,740
Be good to Lily Rose.

447
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,120
I love you.

448
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,200
<i>Ingat.</i>

449
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:44,240
Be careful, don't answer this door.

450
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,290
- Whatever... Stranger Danger.
- Very good. Goodbye, daughter.

451
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:48,330
[Margaret]
Oh, I'm going to cry in the Lyft.

452
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:51,660
[deep sigh]

453
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:54,910
Operation 69 to Max begins.

454
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,330
[ringtone]

455
00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:59,160
[♪ mischievous music plays]

456
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,330
- [phone rings]
- [coughs]

457
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:03,620
[coughing, wheezing
by phone]

458
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:07,200
Diamond Dolls, where the girls...

459
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,580
No... I don't remember.

460
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:11,250
[hoarse voice] Hello. I'm a guy.

461
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,450
Obviously.

462
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,830
[by phone]
<i>I'm looking for a dancer named Santa Monica</i>

463
00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:19,200
to come to my house tonight

464
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,620
for a respectful dance.

465
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,700
- [soft] Gosh.
- [Abby] <i>Is eight o'clock okay?</i>

466
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,750
[whisper over phone]

467
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,450
Okay, it's cash only,

468
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:29,700
<i>and it's 100 an hour,
three hours minimum.</i>

469
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:33,000
It would be five hundred, I think.

470
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,910
And you better tip him.

471
00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:36,160
No problem.

472
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,240
I, uh... work with bonds.

473
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,450
<i>And I sell Jet Skis.</i>

474
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:43,490
Oh, that's good, okay.

475
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,540
What's your address, big shot?

476
00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:46,830
[soft] Yes!

477
00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:48,160
[by phone]
<i>Write this down, baby.</i>

478
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,290
- <i>Avenue...</i>
- Yes.

479
00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:50,620
... <i>Ferry 402.</i>

480
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:51,990
<i>That's A-V...</i>

481
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,830
Yes, I know how to spell "avenue."

482
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,950
Alexi, play sexy songs.

483
00:21:56,950 --> 00:22:00,040
- [Alexi] <i>Playing the</i> Taxi song.
- [♪ "Taxi" theme plays]

484
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,910
No, Alexi, put...

485
00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:04,620
♪

486
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:07,370
[♪ music increases]

487
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,200
I LOVE YOU MORE

488
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:15,870
MOM'S OFFICE

489
00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:17,950
[CPR dummy screeching]

490
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:25,870
HELLO
MAX

491
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,620
♪

492
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,250
ABBY'S CAR FUNDS

493
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,660
[♪ "Taxi" theme continues playing]

494
00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:40,750
[crickets chirping]

495
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,000
♪

496
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,580
[fire on TV crackling]

497
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,660
♪

498
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,080
[knocks on the door]

499
00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:03,660
<i>♪ Hello ♪</i>

500
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:07,490
Is there anyone at home?

501
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,870
♪

502
00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:11,540
And hot?

503
00:23:12,950 --> 00:23:14,790
<i>♪ Yuu-juu ♪</i>

504
00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:17,290
Is there anyone at home?

505
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,450
Oh. Go, go, go.

506
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:24,490
What do we have here?

507
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:27,290
Oh, a shy boy.

508
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,790
Naughty, naughty.

509
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,200
Would it have killed you to meet me at the door?

510
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,450
[gasp]

511
00:23:35,450 --> 00:23:37,120
[screams] Oh my God!

512
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,200
My God!

513
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,370
Oh my god, he's dead.

514
00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:41,040
- Almond truffle?
- [screaming]

515
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,830
[screaming]

516
00:23:46,370 --> 00:23:48,080
RETURN THE FAVOR

517
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,160
[Abby whines]

518
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,120
Speak.

519
00:23:52,290 --> 00:23:54,540
Oh, hey, there's a boy named Max

520
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,080
and always was
with this girl, Mercedes...

521
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,160
Shorter version.

522
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,080
I love Max.
He's finally single.

523
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,660
Okay, where do I fit into this story?

524
00:24:01,660 --> 00:24:03,910
Why am I in a basic kitchen?

525
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,700
I want to pay you to teach me
to do 69 with Max.

526
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,950
Okay, a little more details?

527
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:12,200
I saw you last night at Diamond Dolls

528
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,580
and you were dancing
and you lit up the room.

529
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,790
Okay, continue.

530
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,040
I had never seen anything like it.

531
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,080
You literally took over
of every type there.

532
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:24,700
Hey, I don't have what you have
not even remotely.

533
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,700
I believe that. [smells]

534
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,330
[Abby]
So I thought,

535
00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:32,830
If I can make you my coach,
that you teach me things,

536
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:35,580
then I would have
what I have always wanted.

537
00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:38,080
To Max.

538
00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:41,290
Okay. Hey, I'll teach you right now.

539
00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:43,990
That speech was boring,
weird and also boring.

540
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,540
You don't have enough money
to pay me to listen to more of that.

541
00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:50,080
So I'll take my pay, plus tip,

542
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,870
and if you are selling
those chocolate bars

543
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:54,660
for your high school,
I'll take one of those.

544
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,580
[Abby]
I don't sell chocolate bars.

545
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,830
Aren't you selling
chocolate bars all the time?

546
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,160
It is a common mistake.

547
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,990
- Ugh.
- I tell you that I need your help.

548
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,870
[Santa Monica] Don't you have a sister
or a friend or something?

549
00:25:06,870 --> 00:25:10,160
Ask her.
Not to a stripper you lied to.

550
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,870
No, I don't have someone. I...

551
00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:13,990
One week is all I need.

552
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,080
I can pay you.

553
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,910
With what? Fish Candy? I'm fine.

554
00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:20,740
I mean, I have $5,000 right here.

555
00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:22,330
I tell you I'm rich.

556
00:25:22,330 --> 00:25:24,290
[♪ piano music plays]

557
00:25:31,370 --> 00:25:32,830
Shit, you are.

558
00:25:33,790 --> 00:25:36,410
What, you have a chain
of lemonade stands?

559
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:39,040
People pay me to see me
play games in Glitch.

560
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,620
I'm very good at that.

561
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,990
Oh, great.
Where the hell are your parents?

562
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,580
Out of town for a week.

563
00:25:45,370 --> 00:25:46,450
[sighs]

564
00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:48,910
Come on, tell me your price.

565
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,620
I tell you I'm rich.

566
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,290
Twenty thousand dollars.

567
00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:54,580
[laughs uncomfortably] What?

568
00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:56,330
I'll do it for $20,000.

569
00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:57,580
a week with me

570
00:25:57,580 --> 00:25:59,490
and I will teach you
everything you need to know

571
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:02,540
to show off a facade of confidence.

572
00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:04,120
I prefer it not to be a facade.

573
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:07,200
Five thousand dollars is the deposit
and the rest for Saturday

574
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,620
and you have your sex coach.

575
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:13,370
Can you stop pushing your crotch in?

576
00:26:13,370 --> 00:26:15,580
What, you don't want a sex coach?

577
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,410
[Abby]
<i>I must think quickly.</i>

578
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:22,160
<i>Spending every penny I have to be
with Max or buy my dream car.</i>

579
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:24,660
PAY FOR IT
SAD BITCH

580
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,330
<i>Ugh, fuck it.</i>

581
00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:29,580
<i>Let's do it.</i>

582
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:33,240
Oh, I thought I said that out loud.

583
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:34,870
Let's do it.

584
00:26:34,870 --> 00:26:37,410
- [♪ electronic music plays]
- [indistinct chatter]

585
00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:45,450
[client] Santa Monica.

586
00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,700
Give it to your number one fan
a private dance, do you want?

587
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:51,540
Oh how did you know I charged 10 bucks
for a pinch in the buttock, pervert?

588
00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:52,830
♪

589
00:26:52,830 --> 00:26:54,040
[Angel] Santi?

590
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,790
- Wait a minute. Ah-ah-ah-ah.
- Santi, wait. What are you doing?

591
00:26:55,790 --> 00:26:58,500
What are you doing here?
You don't work today.

592
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,080
- Oh, something's up.
- [Angel] Uh-huh.

593
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,450
- Something... Go, go, go.
- Come on.

594
00:27:02,450 --> 00:27:03,700
- On the way.
- Not so fast.

595
00:27:07,450 --> 00:27:08,450
What is that, Santi?

596
00:27:08,450 --> 00:27:11,370
Five thousand dollars plus $10 sweat.

597
00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:14,740
I think I can make enough money
to save the club in time.

598
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,490
If I get you the 20 thousand,

599
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,290
would you consider leaving me
be co-owner of Diamond Dolls?

600
00:27:19,290 --> 00:27:21,000
[♪ muffled animated music plays]

601
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,330
Honey... I can't go on
running the show.

602
00:27:27,330 --> 00:27:28,660
You can have it all.

603
00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:30,740
As long as I can keep coming

604
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:34,370
and shake my bra cookies
for another 60 years.

605
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,950
Wait, do you want to be
a stripper at 110 years old?

606
00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:38,790
I told you I wasn't good at math.

607
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:41,490
Do we have a deal?

608
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,790
It's a deal.

609
00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:46,200
Now stop smoking in my office.

610
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,160
[laughs] Ah, good girl.

611
00:27:48,910 --> 00:27:51,120
[all screaming]

612
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,080
[Abby snoring]

613
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,790
[horn sounds]

614
00:28:03,370 --> 00:28:04,450
[softly] What?

615
00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:06,580
[horns continue]

616
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,250
[♪ soft music plays]

617
00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:14,830
Do you want to enter or...?

618
00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:16,830
[horn sounds]

619
00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:17,910
Okay.

620
00:28:23,290 --> 00:28:25,160
- Nice car.
- He's a piece of shit.

621
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,370
Completely.

622
00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:29,160
How did you sleep?

623
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,830
Okay, rule number one,

624
00:28:30,830 --> 00:28:31,990
no small talk.

625
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,830
You say something interesting
or absolutely nothing.

626
00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:36,910
- [birds squawking]
- [slurping loudly]

627
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,910
Did you know that worms
Are they the only animals that do 69?

628
00:28:41,910 --> 00:28:44,370
What am I supposed to do with that?

629
00:28:44,370 --> 00:28:46,790
Okay, rule number two,
We adhere to the lesson.

630
00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:49,200
Everything we discussed
It will be a lesson.

631
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,450
There is no such thing as "hanging out"

632
00:28:51,450 --> 00:28:53,080
because you hired me to teach you.

633
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,700
And the teachers don't pass
time with his students

634
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,870
Unless they're fucking
which we won't do.

635
00:28:57,750 --> 00:28:59,160
I'm sorry, I didn't know
What time did we start today?

636
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,040
I forgot to brush my teeth.

637
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,080
[Santa Monica]
Rule number three,

638
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,910
I will have my payment
of $20,000 on Saturday.

639
00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:08,910
I'm glad to do business with you.

640
00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:10,450
My God, that breath is not.

641
00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:14,290
- So, did you eat poop for dinner?
- [Abby] No.

642
00:29:14,290 --> 00:29:17,620
Okay, lesson one, come down.

643
00:29:21,290 --> 00:29:24,120
Hey, you're going for a walk.

644
00:29:26,410 --> 00:29:28,500
♪

645
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,870
I don't listen to you.

646
00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:36,450
How is this supposed to
Will you help me be with Max?

647
00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:37,700
We are building your trust.

648
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:41,120
- Oh-ahh.
- Gosh, are your ankles drunk?

649
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,490
Did you have a pina colada
while you were eating shit for dinner?

650
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,160
- I never wore high heels before.
- Very good.

651
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,160
Now, let's go! Let's listen to it.

652
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,290
Are you saying it?
Because I can't hear you.

653
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,540
I am a s-sexual machine.

654
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,330
What, you think you're a sex machine?

655
00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:57,580
[scoffs] I don't think so.

656
00:29:58,950 --> 00:30:01,040
I'm a-a sex machine.

657
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,410
No, let's listen to it. Who are you?

658
00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:05,540
I am a sex machine.

659
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:07,410
Don't tell me, tell Max.

660
00:30:07,410 --> 00:30:09,450
♪

661
00:30:09,450 --> 00:30:10,870
[takes a deep breath]

662
00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:13,620
[screams] I'm a sex machine!

663
00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,620
Yes, bitch, there she is!

664
00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:16,700
There it is!

665
00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:18,370
Now tell Max what you do.

666
00:30:18,370 --> 00:30:23,040
I am a machine that gives you sex.

667
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:24,990
[Santa Monica]
Okay, what else?

668
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,700
Hey, I was made in a hot laboratory

669
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:31,790
by dirty scientists.

670
00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:35,490
Everyone got so excited
They started kissing each other.

671
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,410
And you made it weird.

672
00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:38,620
Time for a coffee.

673
00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:40,160
- Oh, there's a cool place...
- [tires screeching]

674
00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:44,450
Okay, lesson two.

675
00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:46,120
Let's test your knowledge.

676
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,490
So, let's start with what you know.

677
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:52,490
Okay, well, I know about
handjobs and blowjobs.

678
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:55,200
I heard about rimming.

679
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,830
I think... I can guess what they are.

680
00:30:57,830 --> 00:30:59,160
Oh, great.

681
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,790
I'm dying to know
what you think is a black kiss.

682
00:31:01,790 --> 00:31:05,160
Is it when a boy gives you a kiss
on the breasts with the mouth closed

683
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,290
and it goes i-uu-i-uu?

684
00:31:07,290 --> 00:31:09,500
- So, let's start from scratch?
- Correct.

685
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,450
I mean, have you ever watched porn?

686
00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:14,620
'Ography?

687
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,830
Alright, that's a no.

688
00:31:16,830 --> 00:31:18,740
How about a sexy movie?

689
00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:21,700
[Abby] Oh yes, I've seen
a lot of romantic movies,

690
00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:24,080
but they always cut
before reaching 69.

691
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,290
Okay.

692
00:31:25,290 --> 00:31:27,330
Although I know how it feels...

693
00:31:28,580 --> 00:31:29,870
a "penis."

694
00:31:29,870 --> 00:31:31,160
[whispers] Peme?

695
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:33,240
[whispers] Penis.

696
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,620
Why are you afraid to say penis?

697
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,250
There is no one at home.

698
00:31:36,950 --> 00:31:38,620
- Okay.
- Penis.

699
00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:39,830
Penis.

700
00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:41,950
[both laugh]

701
00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:43,870
How did you feel a penis?

702
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:45,490
someone told me
what if you put your finger

703
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:48,500
on your eyelid,
It feels like a penis.

704
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,620
Yes, I mean, you do like this and then...

705
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,080
Ha.

706
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,370
Wait, it does look similar.

707
00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:57,160
- No is a no.
- TRUE.

708
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,330
[Santa Monica] Yes.

709
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,450
Okay, one point for Griffinboba.

710
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,490
You don't have to make it end.

711
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,700
Oh I'm sorry.

712
00:32:05,950 --> 00:32:07,990
So you're doing all this for a guy?

713
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,490
It's not that I'm complaining,
But, like, why this guy?

714
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:14,580
- What are you talking about?
- I mean, why is he the one?

715
00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:16,620
I mean, a million reasons.

716
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:19,240
Uh, um, this is Max Warren.

717
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:22,870
It's super hot
and, like, play soccer.

718
00:32:22,870 --> 00:32:25,410
Oh, and he has great hair.
[sighs longingly]

719
00:32:25,950 --> 00:32:28,450
Are you spending $20,000
to be with a boy

720
00:32:28,450 --> 00:32:30,330
because her hair is good?

721
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,750
Did you fall in love when you were my age?

722
00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:35,330
Jean-Paul Giordano.

723
00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:37,450
Mm. What did you know about him?

724
00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:39,580
I was obsessed with Disney World

725
00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:41,490
and his brother drowned in a pool.

726
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,580
[Abby] Gosh.

727
00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:43,870
[Santa Monica]
Alright, homework.

728
00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:46,410
Investigate Max's Instagram thoroughly.
Find out more about him.

729
00:32:47,450 --> 00:32:48,950
- [turns on car]
- Okay.

730
00:32:49,830 --> 00:32:51,080
[Abby]
Thanks for today.

731
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,870
- When will I see you again?
- [tires screeching]

732
00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:54,080
He left.

733
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,870
♪

734
00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:00,620
[sighs]

735
00:33:05,830 --> 00:33:07,500
I am a sex machine.

736
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Hey...

737
00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:11,410
[cell phone notification]

738
00:33:11,410 --> 00:33:15,250
STOP EATING SHIT AT DINNER
AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK

739
00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:22,370
♪

740
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,290
GRADUATION PARTY ON SATURDAY!
$5 AT THE DOOR FOR THE BEER!

741
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:30,910
[screenshot snap]

742
00:33:42,580 --> 00:33:43,740
<i>Hello everyone, I wanted to thank you</i>

743
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:46,660
<i>to the Syracuse Police Department
to find my Uncle Frank.</i>

744
00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:49,040
<i>They say that unsolved cases
They stay that way, but not in New York,</i>

745
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,160
<i>no, mom?</i>

746
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:52,580
<i>Goodbye everyone.</i>

747
00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:56,200
♪

748
00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:58,660
[sighs]

749
00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:06,750
Oh.

750
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,120
[scoffs] Why not...?

751
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:12,910
Come on.

752
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,870
Just... [sighs] Forget it.

753
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,700
I'll just think about it.

754
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,000
[♪ upbeat music plays]

755
00:34:22,870 --> 00:34:23,990
- Hello.
- Hello.

756
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,660
♪

757
00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,040
[man] Listen, Betty,
you would be making a big mistake.

758
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,370
Diamond Dolls will go under.

759
00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:34,410
Now listen, yeah,
if you give me the club,

760
00:34:34,410 --> 00:34:37,040
- your legacy can continue.
- [pouring liquid]

761
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,370
I just don't know why
You're not saying yes.

762
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:40,580
Are you on your period?

763
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:44,450
- What the hell?
- Hello. Rick Richards.

764
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:47,330
Yes, such a cute name, your parents
they named penis head twice.

765
00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:48,740
[laughs]

766
00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:50,040
Well, two penises are better than one.

767
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,540
I'm sure you agree.

768
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:52,790
Hey, wait a minute.

769
00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,660
Santa Monica, right?

770
00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:57,790
My God.
I almost don't recognize you.

771
00:34:57,790 --> 00:35:00,290
years have passed
since you auditioned for me.

772
00:35:00,290 --> 00:35:02,910
You've... really aged.

773
00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:04,660
Yes, I remember you.

774
00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:07,620
I was 18 years old and you asked me
I auditioned without my panties.

775
00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:11,080
Well only an idiot would buy a car
used without looking under the hood.

776
00:35:11,790 --> 00:35:13,660
And by used car I mean stripper,

777
00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:17,120
and look under the hood,
It would be looking at your vagina.

778
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,740
- [Santa Monica] Yes, we understood.
- [Rick Richards] Okay.

779
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,160
- [Santa Monica] We understood. Ujum.
- [Rick] To be clear.

780
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,830
I like to check the crack.

781
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,540
Okay, what are you doing
this shit here?

782
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,870
Well, the spaghetti factory
He owes me money.

783
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,660
That? Betty!
I thought you owed the bank.

784
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:36,160
Sorry, doll.
They couldn't help me, okay?

785
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,240
[Rick]
Yes, it's a shame.

786
00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:40,200
And if you can't pay,
I will be your new boss.

787
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,870
Although we may lose
to some of the ugly ones.

788
00:35:41,870 --> 00:35:43,830
You know who I'm talking about.

789
00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:45,330
But don't worry, I'm a great boss.

790
00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:47,330
I have a very practical approach.

791
00:35:47,330 --> 00:35:49,790
So if someone is going to take over
of this establishment,

792
00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:51,740
should be someone
who knows how to run a club.

793
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:52,830
Don't you agree?

794
00:35:52,830 --> 00:35:54,620
Someone who knows how to do
work the girls.

795
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:58,330
someone with an education
university, you understand?

796
00:35:58,870 --> 00:35:59,950
Why do you talk like that?

797
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:01,910
I'm trying to learn a new language
every week.

798
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:04,120
My little girl gave me Duolingo
for my birthday.

799
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:06,040
Do you have a daughter?

800
00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:08,740
No, I'm talking about my dog.

801
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,790
Listen, I'll take over the club

802
00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:13,080
so you can say
<i>see you, baby.</i>

803
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,490
I'll have your money next week.

804
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:15,870
I don't know what you said.

805
00:36:15,870 --> 00:36:18,580
I haven't gotten that far in the course,
but I will tell you this.

806
00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:19,830
If you don't have the money,

807
00:36:19,830 --> 00:36:22,540
huh, Santa Monica will be washed away

808
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:25,830
by a giant wave of El Niño.

809
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,660
So, you have my card, Betty.

810
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:31,370
And I'll be back next week
to collect the keys.

811
00:36:31,370 --> 00:36:33,040
Let's talk then, Spaghetti.

812
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,410
Oh, and, uh...

813
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,740
when I take over,
I'm going to need to see your audition again,

814
00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:43,500
but without costume this time.

815
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,500
<i>Capisce?</i>

816
00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:47,700
That's Italian.

817
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:48,790
Nah-ah.

818
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,330
Aha, look it up.

819
00:36:50,330 --> 00:36:52,370
[muffled club bustle]

820
00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:53,450
Whatever.

821
00:36:54,330 --> 00:36:56,330
Duolingo has more than 40 courses
of languages.

822
00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:57,790
Duolin-fuck you.

823
00:36:57,790 --> 00:36:59,450
Nice mouth on this one, Betty.

824
00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:01,370
What the fuck, Betty?

825
00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:02,540
Rick Richards?

826
00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:04,240
can't take charge
from Diamond Dolls, he can't!

827
00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:05,540
I don't want him to do it, honey.

828
00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:07,830
But if you can't put together
that money for next week,

829
00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:09,080
we are screwed

830
00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:10,620
I'll get your money.

831
00:37:12,910 --> 00:37:14,740
[♪ "Good Enough for Me" plays
by Bea Parks, Oli Charles and Jake Lake]

832
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,160
[student]
Oh shit.

833
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,700
[students murmuring]

834
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:21,160
♪

835
00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:28,540
♪

836
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,540
Oh shit.

837
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,620
Oh. Abby dear. Woo-hoo!

838
00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:35,950
Mom came to look for you.

839
00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:38,040
[♪ continues "Good Enough for Me"]

840
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:42,120
♪

841
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,750
[students continue murmuring]

842
00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:47,580
- Come on.
- What are you doing here?

843
00:37:47,580 --> 00:37:49,950
We must move with the plan. Come on.

844
00:37:49,950 --> 00:37:51,410
There is no time to waste.

845
00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:52,740
Get in the car. Here we go.

846
00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:55,540
♪

847
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:58,200
Mm! I love men in uniform.

848
00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:01,540
[students exclaiming]

849
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,830
[♪ ends song]

850
00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:08,910
Hey, why couldn't you wait
until I get home?

851
00:38:08,910 --> 00:38:11,200
Oh, God.

852
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,620
Director Morris is looking at me like
If I had joined a sex cult.

853
00:38:15,290 --> 00:38:16,990
Oh my god, yu.

854
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,450
I can't believe
keep working here. [laughs]

855
00:38:19,450 --> 00:38:21,580
Wait, when I was a senior,

856
00:38:21,580 --> 00:38:23,580
I used to do like a trick
unpleasant to the eye

857
00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:26,540
where he used one eye
to look at your chest.

858
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:29,040
Disgusting.
I tried to get the pervert fired.

859
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,870
You know he has a glass eye, right?

860
00:38:33,290 --> 00:38:34,370
Aha.

861
00:38:34,870 --> 00:38:35,950
Completely.

862
00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:37,500
How sad.

863
00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:39,830
- Shit, get down!
-[heads bang]

864
00:38:39,830 --> 00:38:41,660
- [both grunt]
- Wow! Oh my God!

865
00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:43,990
Friend, I just got stuffed.

866
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,080
[Abby] Well, whose
are we hiding?

867
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,990
By Robin Goode. It is believed that it is better
than everyone else.

868
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,240
He is in charge of the meeting
of our class.

869
00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:54,950
I mean, of course it is. look at her
in her damn businesswoman suit.

870
00:38:54,950 --> 00:38:57,580
Beautiful fillets, Ann Taylor Loft.

871
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,450
Oh great, don't you show
the neckline in that suit.

872
00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:02,200
[laughs] How professional.

873
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,580
Uh... Oh, okay, he's gone.

874
00:39:06,910 --> 00:39:07,910
He went away.

875
00:39:09,790 --> 00:39:12,700
- Are you OK?
- Yes, totally, obviously.

876
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,830
Will you go to the meeting?

877
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:17,240
Oh my god what did I say
about small talk?

878
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:21,080
Now, let's start your next lesson.

879
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,160
Oh, God, I really don't want to use that.

880
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,700
You won't. Okay.

881
00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:27,330
Most of the boys
They do not distinguish the holes.

882
00:39:27,330 --> 00:39:30,200
So to really enjoy
your first sexual experience,

883
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,870
You have to be good at giving directions.

884
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:33,620
Any questions?

885
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:35,620
[Abby] Uh...

886
00:39:36,870 --> 00:39:38,410
You can't be serious.

887
00:39:38,950 --> 00:39:40,080
TRUE?

888
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,870
- [tires screeching]
- No, no, no, no! No!

889
00:39:41,870 --> 00:39:43,450
Oh! Heavens!

890
00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:44,740
Turn left,
to the left, left.

891
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,540
- Oh my God, I'm going to die.
- [horn sounds]

892
00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:47,740
[screams] Oh my God!

893
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:49,000
Um, uh, a little bit to the left.

894
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,330
- No, no, no. Sister, no... Move!
- [Sister Betty] Oh no!

895
00:39:52,330 --> 00:39:54,580
- Heavens.
- That?

896
00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,790
♪

897
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,200
[Abby]
Holy shit! Shit!

898
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,950
Left! Left! [screaming]

899
00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:04,580
Tell me what to do!

900
00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:06,490
- Use your words.
- Right!

901
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,950
- [tires screeching]
- Right!

902
00:40:09,870 --> 00:40:13,000
- My God!
- [horn honking, tires screeching]

903
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,370
♪

904
00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:18,370
[tires screeching]

905
00:40:18,370 --> 00:40:20,620
[indistinct screams]

906
00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:23,160
- Okay. Stop, stop, stop!
- [tires screeching]

907
00:40:25,370 --> 00:40:26,700
Oh, God.

908
00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:31,660
Ugh, shit. Now it seems
that I'm making fun of him.

909
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:33,990
Go, go!

910
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,000
♪

911
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,080
- Stop!
- [tires screeching]

912
00:40:43,950 --> 00:40:44,950
- You did it.
- [screams]

913
00:40:44,950 --> 00:40:46,040
You did it! We're here!

914
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,700
- Oh my God, we did it!
- Holy shit!

915
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:50,370
- [laughs]
- I was scared for a second.

916
00:40:50,370 --> 00:40:51,540
Were you scared?

917
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,200
I had to see all that,
I thought I was going to die.

918
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,750
[car hits]

919
00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:00,450
I didn't put the handbrake on.

920
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,290
- [clicks his tongue]
- Sure.

921
00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:05,330
♪

922
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,080
Shall we leave a note?

923
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,870
What did I say about small talk?

924
00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:10,330
[doorbell rings]

925
00:41:10,330 --> 00:41:12,910
[♪ animated music plays in erotic store]

926
00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:16,160
♪

927
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,540
Oh, hello.

928
00:41:17,540 --> 00:41:18,990
♪

929
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,750
Let me know if you need...

930
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:23,870
something.

931
00:41:23,870 --> 00:41:25,990
♪

932
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,990
[Abby]
<i>It was like the Disneyland of fetishes.</i>

933
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,910
<i>But all the attractions vibrated more.</i>

934
00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:32,700
[Santa Monica]
"Everyone wants a German ride."

935
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:33,990
- [cell phone notification]
- [Santa Monica] Iu.

936
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,790
Powerful like a BMW, eco like a Prius.

937
00:41:36,790 --> 00:41:38,580
NEW "WILD WILD DEAD" OUT THIS WEEK
WHERE ARE YOU?

938
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:41,250
It's crazy, everything has
like handles now. [laughs]

939
00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:44,080
Next lesson.

940
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,410
You have to be comfortable
in your own body

941
00:41:46,410 --> 00:41:48,580
before you go to bed
with someone else, right?

942
00:41:48,580 --> 00:41:51,370
That is, 69 is specifically
designed for mutual pleasure.

943
00:41:51,370 --> 00:41:52,700
I mean, when I was your age,

944
00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:55,490
I believed that the more excited he got
the man, the sex was better.

945
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:58,620
You know, I swallowed a penis
behind the other, behind the other.

946
00:41:58,620 --> 00:41:59,910
Yes, I didn't feel anything.

947
00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:02,660
I was just faking orgasm after orgasm,

948
00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:03,990
just lying on your back.

949
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,700
I mean, like a little bird...

950
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,290
[Santa Monica squawking]

951
00:42:08,290 --> 00:42:09,540
Do you know? It stunk.

952
00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:11,410
And I ruined my vocal cords.

953
00:42:11,410 --> 00:42:13,450
But, you know, it's actually the opposite.

954
00:42:13,450 --> 00:42:15,950
It turned out that the more
I was excited, the sex was better.

955
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:19,580
So you must discover
what turns you on.

956
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:22,120
I mean, for me, it's suffocating,
that I have a trauma.

957
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:23,950
Better choose something

958
00:42:23,950 --> 00:42:25,700
and I will go die of shame
in the car.

959
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:29,450
Hey, a vibrator
It is a window to your soul.

960
00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:32,290
Isn't it embroidered on a pillow
in your house somewhere?

961
00:42:32,290 --> 00:42:33,450
Live, love, end?

962
00:42:34,330 --> 00:42:36,080
Have you never been nervous

963
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,910
and excited about something
at the same time?

964
00:42:39,410 --> 00:42:40,870
I guess. Hey...

965
00:42:41,410 --> 00:42:44,040
When I enter a haunted house
on Halloween.

966
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,370
Oh my god, you're seriously stupid.

967
00:42:46,370 --> 00:42:48,790
Okay, think about it like this.

968
00:42:48,790 --> 00:42:52,160
You can be scared and excited
about this next step.

969
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,620
And I'm going to help.

970
00:42:53,620 --> 00:42:56,370
The best things for pleasure
feminine is behind the curtain.

971
00:42:56,370 --> 00:43:00,200
[Santa Monica]
Uuh. Feminine pleasure.

972
00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:02,740
[♪ dramatic tone sounds increasing]

973
00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,580
[Santa Monica laughs menacingly]

974
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:09,580
[ghostly voice]
Welcome, Abby.

975
00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:11,620
Come in if you dare.

976
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,080
We've been waiting for them to come.

977
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,950
[evil laugh]

978
00:43:15,950 --> 00:43:17,990
Okay, I'm actually scared.

979
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,790
[laughs] No, we're fine.

980
00:43:19,790 --> 00:43:21,830
♪

981
00:43:21,830 --> 00:43:23,830
- [clack of plastic chains]
- What...?

982
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,450
[chainsaw whirring]

983
00:43:33,290 --> 00:43:36,750
- Oh my God! Heavens!
- [screaming] What the fuck, come on!

984
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,160
Oh, dear. [sighs]

985
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,410
Oh my God.

986
00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:45,290
[Abby giggles]

987
00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:48,540
E-We are at my house.

988
00:43:48,540 --> 00:43:50,040
Yes, don't tell me.

989
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,370
[♪ suspenseful music plays]

990
00:43:56,290 --> 00:43:58,580
[woman screams]

991
00:43:59,450 --> 00:44:01,080
♪

992
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,580
-[moans]
- Follow the rhythm.

993
00:44:07,370 --> 00:44:09,910
- [♪ suspenseful music continues]
- [dramatic chime]

994
00:44:09,910 --> 00:44:12,990
[gasp]
Oh, not Lola's porcelain.

995
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,990
Come on, just pick one and let's go.

996
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,290
♪

997
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:19,990
[Abby] Hm?

998
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,870
- [♪ music fades]
- Alright.

999
00:44:21,870 --> 00:44:23,790
- Okay.
- I prefer the rabbit.

1000
00:44:23,790 --> 00:44:25,120
- [both screaming]
- No.

1001
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,700
- Oh my God!
- Heavens!

1002
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,450
Abigail, what did you do?

1003
00:44:31,450 --> 00:44:33,410
My wall.

1004
00:44:33,410 --> 00:44:36,040
My beautiful wall!

1005
00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:38,410
Mother. What are you talking about?

1006
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:44,200
Female ejaculation!

1007
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,990
[ominously]
Everywhere!

1008
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,410
[laments]

1009
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,490
[Abby]
I swear I didn't do it!

1010
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:55,740
I didn't do it. I didn't even know
that women could do that!

1011
00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:56,830
Oh, Abby.

1012
00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:58,620
Go to your room!

1013
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,160
This is my room.

1014
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,040
[both]
Now!

1015
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,910
[both screaming]

1016
00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:06,330
You ended up in your dad!

1017
00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:08,950
Okay, it's over,
I don't want to do this anymore.

1018
00:45:08,950 --> 00:45:10,290
It's not fun!
I'm afraid!

1019
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,790
♪

1020
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,370
[Santa Monica]
Help!

1021
00:45:18,370 --> 00:45:20,200
Aid. I'm trapped.

1022
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:22,240
Oh.

1023
00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:24,370
For the love of God! [growling]
Hey...

1024
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,410
Oh my God!

1025
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,740
[wheezing]

1026
00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:30,450
What the fuck?

1027
00:45:30,450 --> 00:45:31,830
[low growl]

1028
00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:34,160
- [both screaming]
- Oh, God!

1029
00:45:36,370 --> 00:45:38,160
- Sixty-four dollars.
- That?

1030
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,580
Sixty-four dollars.

1031
00:45:40,830 --> 00:45:42,410
- [chime]
- Fun, right?

1032
00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:44,910
[machine screech]

1033
00:45:47,950 --> 00:45:50,120
[register beeping]

1034
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,620
Damn.

1035
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,450
- Okay, horrible.
- [cell phone notification]

1036
00:45:54,450 --> 00:45:57,290
It looks like a toilet turned into a sweater.

1037
00:45:57,870 --> 00:45:58,870
Iu.

1038
00:45:58,870 --> 00:46:00,160
LIVE STREAM: THURSDAY 9PM
CONFIRM - CANCEL

1039
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:02,740
Oh my god.

1040
00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:05,990
This is, like,
covered in dog hair,

1041
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,790
so that's not going to work.

1042
00:46:08,660 --> 00:46:09,870
Heavens.

1043
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,990
How come you have nothing
of clothes to take?

1044
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,830
That? No, this one is cute.

1045
00:46:14,830 --> 00:46:16,040
I bought it at Gap.

1046
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,950
Okay, well, no one will want to
touch you using that.

1047
00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:21,660
[sighs] Okay, I can't believe
let him say this,

1048
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:24,080
but I think we have to loot
your mom's closet.

1049
00:46:26,790 --> 00:46:30,290
Question, where did you go
in the Love Cabin?

1050
00:46:30,290 --> 00:46:31,410
What are you talking about?

1051
00:46:31,410 --> 00:46:33,830
[Santa Monica]
You were, like, very disconnected.

1052
00:46:33,830 --> 00:46:36,080
Uh... I mean...

1053
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,830
Sometimes I have fantasies.

1054
00:46:37,830 --> 00:46:40,290
Uh, spicy. I love it.

1055
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:41,990
Nothing sexual.

1056
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,080
More like, uh...

1057
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:47,790
I get nervous
and my brain goes places

1058
00:46:47,790 --> 00:46:51,830
that makes everything seem
wonderful and perfect.

1059
00:46:52,370 --> 00:46:55,290
Except for this one.
This got out of control.

1060
00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:56,700
[Santa Monica]
I'm not a therapist,

1061
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:59,370
but I do listen to bald men
with erections

1062
00:46:59,370 --> 00:47:01,290
talk about their wives
to earn a living.

1063
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:06,080
But it sounds like maybe
you are protecting yourself.

1064
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,290
[Abby] I guess.

1065
00:47:08,870 --> 00:47:09,910
Kinda sucks

1066
00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:12,660
because I get lost
what is actually happening.

1067
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,660
Well if you were safer
in your reality,

1068
00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:18,160
You'd stop fantasizing, right?

1069
00:47:18,910 --> 00:47:21,040
Meanwhile,
I don't know, pinch your thigh

1070
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,410
when you go to earth
"too good to be true".

1071
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,580
It's good advice.

1072
00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:30,330
Oh! Okay, a suit.

1073
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,660
Okay, wait, this is pretty fancy.

1074
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,450
You look like someone named Judy.

1075
00:47:37,450 --> 00:47:40,040
[hoarse voice] Hi, I'm Judy,
and I will take your children

1076
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,540
because you have a problem
with the pills.

1077
00:47:41,540 --> 00:47:43,040
[both laugh]

1078
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,200
Oh you should use that
for your meeting.

1079
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,240
Yeah, I'm not going to that.

1080
00:47:46,250 --> 00:47:48,160
As? You should.

1081
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,410
If only it were so cool
Like you, I would definitely go.

1082
00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:52,410
Boba.

1083
00:47:52,910 --> 00:47:55,830
Okay, there's no way out.

1084
00:47:55,830 --> 00:47:58,740
These clothes are rubbish
and mine is amazing.

1085
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:02,120
So I think I'll lend you something of mine
for that party on Saturday.

1086
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:05,160
There was definitely
a nicer way to say that.

1087
00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:06,830
Bye bye.

1088
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:08,580
Hey.

1089
00:48:08,830 --> 00:48:09,990
[vibrator buzzing]

1090
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,250
Vibrate yourself.

1091
00:48:11,830 --> 00:48:12,870
Stupid.

1092
00:48:12,870 --> 00:48:14,250
[Abby laughs]

1093
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:21,000
[knock on the door]

1094
00:48:21,330 --> 00:48:23,450
You're killing my life...

1095
00:48:23,450 --> 00:48:25,370
[buzz continues]

1096
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,410
- [buzz stops]
- Hello.

1097
00:48:28,410 --> 00:48:30,370
Hey, I'm Lily Rose.

1098
00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:32,410
Your mom told me to come in.

1099
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,120
Of course.

1100
00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:36,740
Come in.

1101
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,160
[birds chirping]

1102
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,250
I'm fine.

1103
00:48:41,330 --> 00:48:43,200
[puzzle pieces clicking]

1104
00:48:43,830 --> 00:48:44,830
[giggles]

1105
00:48:44,830 --> 00:48:47,790
[♪ "Number One Fan" by MUNA plays]

1106
00:48:48,790 --> 00:48:50,740
[encouraging]

1107
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:55,240
♪

1108
00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:56,700
- Wow!
- Yes, bitch.

1109
00:48:56,700 --> 00:49:01,620
♪

1110
00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:03,910
[laughing]
What is happening?

1111
00:49:03,910 --> 00:49:05,830
SEXUAL EDUCATION

1112
00:49:05,830 --> 00:49:08,540
♪

1113
00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:12,240
You know we shouldn't
be here after hours.

1114
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:13,540
[gasp] Oh my God.

1115
00:49:14,450 --> 00:49:16,990
- ["Number One Fan" continues]
- [whistle blows]

1116
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,370
Do guys fake it?

1117
00:49:18,370 --> 00:49:21,330
Not with me or never, surely.

1118
00:49:21,330 --> 00:49:22,830
What do you do with the balls?

1119
00:49:22,830 --> 00:49:24,410
Treat them like an insect bite.

1120
00:49:24,410 --> 00:49:26,370
You know it's there
but you try to ignore it.

1121
00:49:26,370 --> 00:49:27,620
Is the G spot real?

1122
00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:28,950
Oh yes.

1123
00:49:28,950 --> 00:49:31,080
Enter and you will find it.

1124
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,790
[laughs] Great.
Is point H real?

1125
00:49:32,790 --> 00:49:34,700
Absolutely not, you made it up.

1126
00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:36,700
How do you eat with a mask on?

1127
00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:38,240
[♪ music stops]

1128
00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:39,540
[Bernie]
There is a hole under the snout.

1129
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,540
- [♪ resumes "Number One Fan"]
- [encouraging]

1130
00:49:43,540 --> 00:49:45,370
♪

1131
00:49:45,910 --> 00:49:46,950
[Abby laughing]

1132
00:49:47,660 --> 00:49:49,790
[Santa Monica]
DJ Don! DJ Don!

1133
00:49:49,790 --> 00:49:51,580
PHYSICAL EDUCATION

1134
00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:55,120
♪

1135
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,290
Hello, Max.

1136
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:00,750
[growling]

1137
00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:02,700
Any questions?

1138
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,120
- No, I think I understand.
- Okay.

1139
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,620
Be careful.

1140
00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:08,200
It's very hard.

1141
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,040
- [both] Oh!
-[head tapping]

1142
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,620
Yeah, don't do that to Max.

1143
00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:15,160
♪

1144
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,040
Hey, will this be the right place?

1145
00:50:17,540 --> 00:50:21,000
[Abby] Hey, further down.
A little to the left.

1146
00:50:22,450 --> 00:50:24,330
- Yes that's fine.
- [Max Warren] Great.

1147
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,240
Wait, we'll watch a movie?

1148
00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:29,240
No, I don't have time
to watch an entire movie with you.

1149
00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:30,490
But do I have to look at it?

1150
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:33,240
<i>Risky business</i>
It was my sexual awakening.

1151
00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:35,620
I mean, come on, Tom Cruise
and the open shirts

1152
00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:37,290
and tight underwear and stockings.

1153
00:50:37,290 --> 00:50:38,370
Wait, where were his pants?

1154
00:50:38,370 --> 00:50:39,540
Who cares?

1155
00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:41,660
"Who cares."

1156
00:50:41,660 --> 00:50:43,910
[teacher]
Hey, you can't be here!

1157
00:50:44,870 --> 00:50:48,830
Okay, golden rule,
If you are a good dancer,

1158
00:50:48,830 --> 00:50:50,740
- You are good in bed.
- [all] Amen.

1159
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,700
Trust me, I'm a great dancer.

1160
00:50:54,450 --> 00:50:56,450
I-I just don't like it
dance in public

1161
00:50:56,450 --> 00:50:58,330
- Do the "Macarena".
- It's a safe space.

1162
00:50:58,330 --> 00:50:59,410
- [Destiny] Yes.
- Come on,

1163
00:50:59,410 --> 00:51:00,740
who made that stupid rule
anyway?

1164
00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:01,990
The same person who said:

1165
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,620
"You know what a woman's bush looks like

1166
00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:05,580
because of the way she takes care of her nails.

1167
00:51:05,580 --> 00:51:06,830
- [Angel] That's true.
- [DJ Don] That's right.

1168
00:51:06,830 --> 00:51:07,910
- [Destiny] Uh.
- Oh, you have...

1169
00:51:07,910 --> 00:51:09,620
- You have those of a girl...
- Let me see that.

1170
00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:12,240
Oh no! Get away from me.
Get away from me!

1171
00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:15,620
Abby, just to be clear,
Pubic hair is the best, baby.

1172
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:17,450
- No. No, no, no!
- Let me see those nails!

1173
00:51:17,450 --> 00:51:19,000
- [Santa Monica screaming]
- My girls.

1174
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:21,620
[♪ continues "Number One Fan"]

1175
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,620
- [wax tear]
- Wow!

1176
00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:25,660
What the fuck?

1177
00:51:25,660 --> 00:51:29,490
SECONDARY MEETING

1178
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:31,410
ATTENDING

1179
00:51:31,410 --> 00:51:34,750
♪

1180
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:41,370
- Hello.
- Hello.

1181
00:51:41,370 --> 00:51:44,950
♪

1182
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,370
[high pitched beep]

1183
00:51:48,370 --> 00:51:50,370
[tempo slowdown]

1184
00:51:50,370 --> 00:51:53,450
[distorted song]

1185
00:51:53,450 --> 00:51:58,620
♪

1186
00:51:58,620 --> 00:52:00,490
[tempo speeds up]

1187
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:01,750
Hum.

1188
00:52:04,540 --> 00:52:07,580
♪

1189
00:52:07,580 --> 00:52:10,040
- [bell rings]
- [students chatting]

1190
00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:12,950
1-800-Damn!

1191
00:52:12,950 --> 00:52:15,990
- Okay, skirt moment.
- [Abby laughs]

1192
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,910
Is that why you called me?

1193
00:52:17,910 --> 00:52:20,830
Hey, I just thought we should celebrate.

1194
00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:22,540
- [garage door whirring]
- What?

1195
00:52:29,750 --> 00:52:32,410
Did you have this all the time?

1196
00:52:32,910 --> 00:52:34,540
[Abby]
Uh, well, yes.

1197
00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:36,790
Baby, let's fucking celebrate.

1198
00:52:37,370 --> 00:52:39,830
Oh I thought we could
just drive the car.

1199
00:52:39,830 --> 00:52:42,540
Yeah, that's... that's what I meant.

1200
00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:44,660
Oh, great.

1201
00:52:45,330 --> 00:52:47,740
[♪ "Santa Ana" by Pop Noir plays]

1202
00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,370
[Santa Monica]
Hey, look at this.

1203
00:52:49,370 --> 00:52:51,120
Sixty-nine!

1204
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,200
[both screaming]

1205
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,700
- [Abby screaming]
- [Santa Monica laughs]

1206
00:52:58,620 --> 00:53:01,790
[♪ continues "Santa Ana"]

1207
00:53:01,790 --> 00:53:03,870
[inaudible]

1208
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,990
- No!
- [turns off engine]

1209
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,330
You were cool for a full 15 seconds.

1210
00:53:18,330 --> 00:53:20,080
<i>Wild Wild Dead</i> comes out today.

1211
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,540
They are doing a physical launch
before it goes online.

1212
00:53:23,370 --> 00:53:24,370
[Abby growls]

1213
00:53:24,370 --> 00:53:26,450
[people chatting]

1214
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,040
Let's go.

1215
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,830
- [without enthusiasm] No.
- [Abby] Yeah, come on.

1216
00:53:29,830 --> 00:53:31,250
No.

1217
00:53:31,620 --> 00:53:32,790
Let's go.

1218
00:53:33,450 --> 00:53:34,790
- Ugh.
- Oh my God.

1219
00:53:35,290 --> 00:53:39,410
- Two hours for a damn video game?
- [Abby] Come on, we're almost there.

1220
00:53:39,410 --> 00:53:40,500
[cashier]
Next zombie.

1221
00:53:42,330 --> 00:53:44,660
No wonder you didn't know anything
about sex.

1222
00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:46,950
Look at the group you hang out with.

1223
00:53:46,950 --> 00:53:48,950
What were you like in high school?

1224
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:50,660
Pretty.

1225
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,410
AND?

1226
00:53:52,410 --> 00:53:54,080
And very pretty.

1227
00:53:54,950 --> 00:53:57,750
Super attractive, beautiful, hot.

1228
00:53:58,660 --> 00:54:00,660
The girls hated me,
The boys pulled it for me.

1229
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:02,700
So he wasn't really with anyone.

1230
00:54:03,290 --> 00:54:04,700
Were you a loner?

1231
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:05,830
Like me.

1232
00:54:05,830 --> 00:54:08,700
Well, a little different.

1233
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:10,120
- As?
- [cashier] Next zombie.

1234
00:54:14,410 --> 00:54:16,620
Would you like a free costume
from <i>Wild Wild Dead</i> zombie?

1235
00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:18,990
- Yes please.
- Shit, no. [laughs sarcastically]

1236
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,490
Okay, I can only give one per client.

1237
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:22,950
- Oh, I'm fine, thank you.
- Okay.

1238
00:54:23,750 --> 00:54:25,410
[cell phone vibrating]

1239
00:54:25,410 --> 00:54:28,410
Oh shit. Ugh.
I completely forgot.

1240
00:54:28,410 --> 00:54:29,700
- Thank you.
- [Santa Monica sighs]

1241
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,000
- Thank you.
- Bye bye.

1242
00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:32,910
Next zombie.

1243
00:54:33,450 --> 00:54:35,620
[indistinct chatter]

1244
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:37,000
Hey, what's up?

1245
00:54:37,290 --> 00:54:39,330
I told Betty to sign me up for
any home visits there were.

1246
00:54:39,330 --> 00:54:40,870
I forgot I had one tonight.

1247
00:54:41,950 --> 00:54:43,370
Shit, I'm screwed.

1248
00:54:43,370 --> 00:54:45,000
- I can drive. I can take you.
- [cell phone notification]

1249
00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:47,240
No, no.

1250
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:49,330
204 SUBSCRIBERS WAITING

1251
00:54:49,330 --> 00:54:50,620
READY TO START?

1252
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,950
Sure?

1253
00:54:54,410 --> 00:54:55,620
CANCEL

1254
00:54:55,620 --> 00:54:57,200
I take you. Go up.

1255
00:55:03,540 --> 00:55:04,870
- Is it here?
- [Santa Monica] Yes.

1256
00:55:04,870 --> 00:55:05,950
[dog barking]

1257
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,950
I don't think you should go in there.

1258
00:55:08,950 --> 00:55:11,120
Okay. Well, I don't have a choice.

1259
00:55:12,290 --> 00:55:13,910
Okay, listen, it's clearly shady,

1260
00:55:13,910 --> 00:55:16,200
So don't get out of the car, okay?

1261
00:55:16,950 --> 00:55:18,870
- It's really creepy...
- Don't worry.

1262
00:55:20,450 --> 00:55:21,580
I'll be fine.

1263
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,330
I'll be fine.

1264
00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:25,620
[dog barking]

1265
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:32,000
[♪ "Too Fast Too Soon" plays
by Guilhem Hatt]

1266
00:55:36,910 --> 00:55:38,580
♪

1267
00:55:38,580 --> 00:55:40,370
This is hitting.

1268
00:55:44,370 --> 00:55:45,620
To hell.

1269
00:55:46,330 --> 00:55:48,330
[crickets chirping]

1270
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,120
[Abby] <i>I've never had before
this feeling.</i>

1271
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:52,200
[exhales forcefully]

1272
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,290
<i>I was nervous, as I always was,</i>

1273
00:55:54,290 --> 00:55:56,660
<i>but this time it was through Santa Monica.</i>

1274
00:55:56,660 --> 00:55:58,290
[inhales]

1275
00:55:58,290 --> 00:56:00,540
[♪ continues "Too Fast Too Soon"]

1276
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,200
[exhales]

1277
00:56:03,950 --> 00:56:05,700
Okay, don't touch me.

1278
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:07,330
♪

1279
00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:09,250
[dog barking outside]

1280
00:56:09,910 --> 00:56:11,250
- Do you want some?
- No.

1281
00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:12,990
[drug addict]
Don't give our drugs to the prostitute.

1282
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,660
I'm not a fucking prostitute.

1283
00:56:15,410 --> 00:56:16,990
You are whatever we say.

1284
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000
[♪ continues "Too Fast Too Soon"]

1285
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,120
[Santa Monica sighing]

1286
00:56:23,290 --> 00:56:24,370
Come see my room.

1287
00:56:24,370 --> 00:56:25,740
- Okay. OK.
- Come on.

1288
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,540
- [Santa Monica] Fuck it!
- [junkie 2] Oh, come on.

1289
00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:28,740
Come back.

1290
00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:30,540
We're just playing.

1291
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,700
[gasping]

1292
00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:34,450
[dog barking]

1293
00:56:35,370 --> 00:56:36,910
[Santa Monica] Very good.
Go! Go, go.

1294
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,200
Shit! Shit.

1295
00:56:40,950 --> 00:56:42,040
Shit.

1296
00:56:42,410 --> 00:56:43,830
[dog continues barking]

1297
00:56:43,830 --> 00:56:44,910
[whispering] Abby?

1298
00:56:45,830 --> 00:56:47,080
Abby?

1299
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,290
[muffled indistinct chatter]

1300
00:56:49,950 --> 00:56:51,950
[♪ "Perfect Day" by Lou Reed plays]

1301
00:56:52,540 --> 00:56:54,410
[drug addict 1]
We need more damn coke.

1302
00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:56,500
♪

1303
00:57:02,330 --> 00:57:03,330
[whispering] Shit!

1304
00:57:03,330 --> 00:57:05,410
♪

1305
00:57:08,410 --> 00:57:09,490
[door slams open]

1306
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:11,040
[high-pitched scream]

1307
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,160
[Santa Monica] Abby!

1308
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:13,660
[Abby growling]

1309
00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:15,160
[screams continue]

1310
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,370
[growling]

1311
00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:17,450
[junkie 3] Oh shit!

1312
00:57:17,450 --> 00:57:19,000
I shouldn't have taken
that second pill.

1313
00:57:19,290 --> 00:57:22,080
- [Abby] [grunts] Run!
- Oh.

1314
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,120
- [Abby] Okay, come on.
- [Santa Monica] Go, go!

1315
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,200
The damn bitch!

1316
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,290
[♪ "Perfect Day" continues]

1317
00:57:27,290 --> 00:57:32,540
♪

1318
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:41,330
♪

1319
00:57:46,410 --> 00:57:51,870
♪

1320
00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:59,870
♪

1321
00:57:59,870 --> 00:58:01,660
[inaudible]

1322
00:58:01,660 --> 00:58:03,120
[tires screeching]

1323
00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:07,290
[Santa Monica]
Fuck you!

1324
00:58:08,370 --> 00:58:10,290
[laughing]

1325
00:58:11,290 --> 00:58:13,120
I can't believe you did that for me.

1326
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,330
- [Abby laughs]
- That is, no one ever...

1327
00:58:15,330 --> 00:58:16,700
He dressed like a zombie for you.

1328
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,450
Don't evade.

1329
00:58:18,450 --> 00:58:20,660
That was very rude
what you did there.

1330
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:23,950
Thank you.

1331
00:58:23,950 --> 00:58:25,660
Hey, you said before
that we were celebrating.

1332
00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:26,790
What are we celebrating?

1333
00:58:26,790 --> 00:58:28,290
The loss of half
of your pubic hair?

1334
00:58:28,290 --> 00:58:31,700
Eh, no. Hey, it's my birthday.

1335
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:32,790
It just can't be.

1336
00:58:33,830 --> 00:58:35,160
Girl, happy birthday.

1337
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,240
Thank you.

1338
00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,450
- [Santa Monica] I have to pee.
- It was a strange...

1339
00:58:37,450 --> 00:58:39,330
Oh, okay. Yes.

1340
00:58:41,660 --> 00:58:44,120
[customers chatting]

1341
00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:47,740
[Abby]
<i>Maybe it was because of Santa Monica</i>,

1342
00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:50,200
<i>but people began
to look at me differently.</i>

1343
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,660
<i>It felt pretty cool.</i>

1344
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:53,120
[gasp]

1345
00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:01,580
[group singing]
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

1346
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:06,160
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

1347
00:59:06,790 --> 00:59:12,330
<i>♪ Happy birthday, dear Abby ♪</i>

1348
00:59:12,790 --> 00:59:16,660
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

1349
00:59:16,660 --> 00:59:20,200
- [Santa Monica] Yes!
- [everyone cheering, applauding]

1350
00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:24,370
Make a wish!
I wonder what it will be.

1351
00:59:26,410 --> 00:59:28,370
[♪ soft music plays]

1352
00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:31,120
[Santa Monica laughs]

1353
00:59:33,330 --> 00:59:35,000
Happy birthday, Abby.

1354
00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:49,200
[♪ soft music continues]

1355
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,790
Well, that was fun,
in a strange way.

1356
00:59:52,790 --> 00:59:53,870
[Abby] Mm.

1357
00:59:54,830 --> 00:59:55,910
Oh, hey, Santi?

1358
00:59:56,790 --> 00:59:59,330
Eh, I-I don't want to overdo it.

1359
00:59:59,330 --> 01:00:01,200
I know it's your job, but...

1360
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,990
I don't know, those guys today
They were very scary.

1361
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,250
I don't think you should continue
doing that.

1362
01:00:07,450 --> 01:00:10,160
Okay, well, thanks to you
that was the last one.

1363
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,540
Me? Why me?

1364
01:00:13,250 --> 01:00:17,120
I will use the $20,000 you pay me
to buy Diamond Dolls.

1365
01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:21,290
Betty was going to lose the club
if we didn't raise the money in time.

1366
01:00:21,290 --> 01:00:25,370
And... honestly, always
It has been my dream to be the owner.

1367
01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:28,790
Anyway,
This idiot was going to take over.

1368
01:00:28,790 --> 01:00:30,830
But thanks to you,
I can save the club

1369
01:00:30,830 --> 01:00:32,500
and my family from work.

1370
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,160
You know, I wasn't going to go
to my high school reunion

1371
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:41,330
because I hadn't done anything
with my life.

1372
01:00:41,330 --> 01:00:44,040
Now I can go as a business owner.

1373
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,830
And, excuse me, like a hot owner.

1374
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,330
That?

1375
01:00:50,330 --> 01:00:52,120
I'm sorry. Hey...

1376
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,290
It's just... you never spoke
of your personal life.

1377
01:00:55,290 --> 01:00:58,120
Well money talks,
I'll have mine on Saturday.

1378
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,080
Hey, tomorrow is your last day
from secondary school.

1379
01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:08,160
I think it's okay
that you flirt a little with Max.

1380
01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:10,750
-Max?
- Go get it.

1381
01:01:11,370 --> 01:01:12,370
Call me.

1382
01:01:15,540 --> 01:01:18,080
[♪ soft music plays]

1383
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,740
[Abby]
<i>I didn't sleep at all that night.</i>

1384
01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:26,080
<i>I had finally approached
to Santa Monica.</i>

1385
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,580
<i>There was only one problem.</i>

1386
01:01:28,750 --> 01:01:29,740
[door squeaks]

1387
01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:31,200
<i>I didn't have the money.</i>

1388
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,120
[door slam]

1389
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:35,490
<i>I was selfish and stupid</i>

1390
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:37,950
<i>and I shouldn't have been
canceling games all week.</i>

1391
01:01:38,580 --> 01:01:40,830
<i>I really thought I had more time.</i>

1392
01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:44,240
<i>I needed to concentrate
in getting money quickly.</i>

1393
01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:46,540
<i>Nothing would break my concentration.</i>

1394
01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:48,660
- Hello, Cherry Worms.
- Hello, Max.

1395
01:01:49,370 --> 01:01:52,080
Oh. Hello, Max.

1396
01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:55,240
Hey, I invited some people
to my house tomorrow night.

1397
01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:56,330
Are you going to be able to come?

1398
01:01:56,870 --> 01:01:57,950
Hey, I...

1399
01:01:59,370 --> 01:02:00,740
Yes... Yes. Yes.

1400
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,660
I am physically capable
to go to a party.

1401
01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:04,370
I think I can go.

1402
01:02:04,910 --> 01:02:06,410
Good. Well, I hope you come.

1403
01:02:07,290 --> 01:02:09,120
Hey, great, I hope you come too.

1404
01:02:09,870 --> 01:02:11,700
Yes, yes, I'll be there.
I live there, so...

1405
01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:13,750
- Oh. How convenient.
- [Max] Yes, yes.

1406
01:02:14,370 --> 01:02:15,750
- [Abby] Okay.
- [laughs]

1407
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,870
- Goodbye.
- Bye bye. [laughs]

1408
01:02:22,830 --> 01:02:26,240
[bell rings]

1409
01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:28,330
[students chatting]

1410
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,000
[video call tone]

1411
01:02:39,910 --> 01:02:42,990
[Margaret] [via FaceTime]
<i>Hello,</i> anak. <i>How was your birthday?</i>

1412
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,540
<i>Was it Lily Rose?</i>

1413
01:02:44,540 --> 01:02:46,450
<i>I really want you to do
a friend, mahal.

1414
01:02:46,450 --> 01:02:48,200
Hey, no... I don't have time
to speak now.

1415
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,040
I just wanted to, uh, throw you an idea.

1416
01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:52,870
<i>Oh, okay.</i>

1417
01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:56,540
Hey, what if I don't go to college?

1418
01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:58,370
[Margaret]
<i>Oh, here comes your father.</i>

1419
01:02:58,370 --> 01:02:59,660
<i>Abigail, I don't understand the joke.</i>

1420
01:02:59,660 --> 01:03:00,990
<i>And we're unpacking a Squatty Potty.</i>

1421
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,370
<i>Are you in some kind of trouble?</i>

1422
01:03:02,370 --> 01:03:03,580
No, no, not at all.

1423
01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:08,580
It's just that, eh... I wanted to, eh...

1424
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:13,790
ask if there was any extra money
somewhere in the house for pizza.

1425
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:16,410
[Margaret] <i>Oh, there's a pizza
frozen in the freezer.</i>

1426
01:03:16,410 --> 01:03:17,990
<i>Eat now, okay?</i>

1427
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,330
<i>Before you get hungry.</i>

1428
01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:20,990
[Ron]
<i>Say hello to grandma.</i>

1429
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,620
- [grandmother] <i>I'm tired.</i>
- [Margaret] <i>Okay, okay.</i>

1430
01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:24,250
<i>- I'll call you later.</i>
- [ends call]

1431
01:03:26,790 --> 01:03:28,790
[Bernie]
Uh... Yeah, no.

1432
01:03:28,790 --> 01:03:31,200
my dad taught me
not to lend money to anyone.

1433
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,830
The crazy thing is that my dad lost his job.
and now he needs to ask me for a loan.

1434
01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:36,660
The irony.

1435
01:03:37,330 --> 01:03:38,660
Thanks anyway.

1436
01:03:40,410 --> 01:03:42,240
Again?
I didn't even get information.

1437
01:03:42,250 --> 01:03:44,660
[Bernie]
Baby, I charge my dates.

1438
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:46,370
- [sighs]
- Come on.

1439
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:48,160
[cash register sound]

1440
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:53,910
[Abby]
Oh wow, huh, looks like I lost

1441
01:03:53,910 --> 01:03:56,330
quite a few subscribers.

1442
01:03:56,910 --> 01:04:01,330
Okay, well, entering Glitch
to give to the 38 of you

1443
01:04:01,330 --> 01:04:02,830
an exclusive offer.

1444
01:04:02,830 --> 01:04:04,490
If you donate a hundred dollars,

1445
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:10,040
I will give away private gaming sessions
for the first 150 people.

1446
01:04:11,370 --> 01:04:13,580
[notifications buzz]

1447
01:04:13,580 --> 01:04:15,740
Okay, I'm not thirsty.

1448
01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:17,080
- It's just...
- [computer bell]

1449
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,450
And they left.

1450
01:04:21,410 --> 01:04:23,500
[♪ melancholic music plays]

1451
01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:30,040
SESSION ENDED

1452
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,540
EVERYTHING CAN BE SOLVED WITH COFFEE

1453
01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:37,660
Fuck you, wall art.

1454
01:04:41,870 --> 01:04:43,870
[♪ melancholic music continues]

1455
01:04:45,580 --> 01:04:51,500
CAN I COME IN? WE HAVE TO TALK.

1456
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,200
[neighbors chatting loudly]

1457
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,120
Hello?

1458
01:05:05,330 --> 01:05:06,540
Santi?

1459
01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:10,910
Hello.

1460
01:05:10,910 --> 01:05:13,620
[♪ "Old Time Rock and Roll" plays
by Bob Seger]

1461
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,870
[♪ singing]

1462
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,910
What are you doing?

1463
01:05:21,910 --> 01:05:23,620
You mean what are we doing?

1464
01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:26,040
We will look at <i>Risky Businesses.</i>

1465
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,950
Is this part of <i>Risky Business?</i>

1466
01:05:29,950 --> 01:05:32,450
It is the most iconic part.

1467
01:05:32,450 --> 01:05:34,500
- [♪ song stops]
- Okay.

1468
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,750
It's official, let's look at it.

1469
01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:39,580
You have no idea how long
I was waiting there.

1470
01:05:40,450 --> 01:05:41,540
[panting] Hours.

1471
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,620
Okay, these are the opening credits.

1472
01:05:44,620 --> 01:05:46,290
Those are the actors,

1473
01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:48,080
but they are not going to do it themselves.

1474
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,410
Just, you know...
They are in the movie.

1475
01:05:50,410 --> 01:05:52,950
Are you explaining to me
what is a movie?

1476
01:05:53,790 --> 01:05:54,790
[Santa Monica] No.

1477
01:05:54,790 --> 01:05:56,540
[Abby] Are you going to be talking
all the time?

1478
01:05:56,540 --> 01:05:58,240
Here comes the dance I was doing.
[creaking]

1479
01:05:58,250 --> 01:05:59,580
That one.

1480
01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:01,830
I still don't understand
Why aren't you wearing pants?

1481
01:06:01,830 --> 01:06:03,290
Because it's great.

1482
01:06:03,290 --> 01:06:05,540
It's great not to wear pants.

1483
01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:07,660
[Abby] What then?
Is Winnie-the-Pooh cool now?

1484
01:06:07,660 --> 01:06:09,450
[Santa Monica] Wait, I have to pause
because I have to urinate.

1485
01:06:09,450 --> 01:06:10,910
- Okay.
- I was just joking. [laughs]

1486
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,000
Oh. [laughs]

1487
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,080
I think it's very bad

1488
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:17,240
when people are looking
movies and then they say:

1489
01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:19,290
"Oh, pause, let me go to the bathroom."

1490
01:06:19,290 --> 01:06:21,410
It's like, "Oh, do you like it?"
control the movie?"

1491
01:06:21,410 --> 01:06:24,120
- [shushes]
- [Santa Monica laughs]

1492
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:27,500
[♪ soft music plays]

1493
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000
[creaking]

1494
01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:36,990
What do you think?

1495
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,450
[yawning]
Very good movie, right?

1496
01:06:39,450 --> 01:06:41,830
In terms of movies
of adolescent brothel,

1497
01:06:41,830 --> 01:06:43,250
I give it two thumbs up.

1498
01:06:43,790 --> 01:06:44,910
Okay.

1499
01:06:45,370 --> 01:06:46,700
I have something to show you.

1500
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:50,120
[♪ sings]
<i>♪ Come here ♪</i>

1501
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:51,240
Let's go.

1502
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,080
- Oh, I follow you.
- Yes.

1503
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,750
Look at this.

1504
01:06:57,540 --> 01:06:58,540
[switch click]

1505
01:06:59,410 --> 01:07:00,830
I will change the name of the club.

1506
01:07:00,830 --> 01:07:02,910
[neon light buzzing]

1507
01:07:03,660 --> 01:07:05,200
- [soft] Great.
- Oh.

1508
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,830
And I bought you something.

1509
01:07:07,830 --> 01:07:08,830
[wheezing laughter]

1510
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,330
I don't deserve it.

1511
01:07:12,330 --> 01:07:14,290
I thought it would be cool
for tomorrow night.

1512
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,200
- It's perfect.
- [Santa Monica] Really?

1513
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,290
- Yes.
- Okay.

1514
01:07:23,620 --> 01:07:26,330
Oh, hey, I have something for you too,
but I didn't buy it.

1515
01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:29,700
Okay, well, it better not be
a friendship bracelet or something.

1516
01:07:30,950 --> 01:07:32,200
Don't open it yet.

1517
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:33,450
Okay.

1518
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,950
[sighs] Uh...

1519
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,120
In fact I have to talk to you about something.

1520
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,950
Wait, it's Friday.

1521
01:07:42,950 --> 01:07:44,290
Today was your last day of school.

1522
01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:45,910
- Yes.
- [Santa Monica] Uh...

1523
01:07:45,910 --> 01:07:47,540
Shouldn't you be out getting drunk

1524
01:07:47,540 --> 01:07:50,250
instead of watching movies
from the 80s with an adult,

1525
01:07:50,830 --> 01:07:54,290
but still young... woman?

1526
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:01,330
Hey, can I ask you something?

1527
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,740
[Abby] Yes.

1528
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:06,160
What do you think is going to happen?

1529
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,120
If you do 69 with Max?

1530
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:10,290
- I mean, after?
- [Santa Monica] Yes.

1531
01:08:11,330 --> 01:08:13,080
I don't know I guess

1532
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,370
that would be great
if he becomes my boyfriend.

1533
01:08:15,870 --> 01:08:19,660
I mean... it would be nice to have someone

1534
01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:21,580
let him hang out with me.

1535
01:08:21,580 --> 01:08:23,450
I mean, we would have inside jokes

1536
01:08:23,450 --> 01:08:28,160
and we would watch movies,
we would braid ourselves,

1537
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:30,540
and we could tell each other secrets

1538
01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:32,160
and it wouldn't be embarrassing or anything

1539
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:35,160
because we love each other
unconditionally, you know?

1540
01:08:35,830 --> 01:08:37,490
Hey...

1541
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:42,250
It sounds like you want a friend.

1542
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,540
[scoffs] What, what do you mean?

1543
01:08:45,450 --> 01:08:48,790
Abby, I hate doing this.
before your big night...

1544
01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:52,450
but you're not ready.

1545
01:08:53,750 --> 01:08:55,330
I don't understand.

1546
01:08:56,450 --> 01:08:59,870
I don't think you're ready
to do 69 with Max.

1547
01:09:01,250 --> 01:09:03,660
I promise you, I promise you,
you have time,

1548
01:09:03,660 --> 01:09:07,160
but for now,
you're still a girl.

1549
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,540
I'm not.

1550
01:09:09,410 --> 01:09:11,830
[sighs] Come on,
you thought the black kiss

1551
01:09:11,830 --> 01:09:13,830
it was a foreplay
related to breasts.

1552
01:09:13,830 --> 01:09:15,740
Okay, I didn't know some things.

1553
01:09:15,750 --> 01:09:17,790
I didn't realize
that you would use it against me.

1554
01:09:17,790 --> 01:09:20,290
No. I... I'm sorry, I...

1555
01:09:21,540 --> 01:09:23,250
I'm just trying to be honest with you.

1556
01:09:23,830 --> 01:09:25,040
You don't care.

1557
01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:28,450
The only thing that ever mattered to you
It has been the money.

1558
01:09:28,870 --> 01:09:31,500
I will never hear from you again
the second of putting your hands on it.

1559
01:09:32,370 --> 01:09:33,450
That's not true.

1560
01:09:33,450 --> 01:09:35,370
Let's find out, shall we?

1561
01:09:36,790 --> 01:09:38,790
- Wait, what do you mean?
- I don't have your money!

1562
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,160
Hey...

1563
01:09:47,330 --> 01:09:48,620
No-I don't have it.

1564
01:09:49,410 --> 01:09:50,950
I have what I already gave you.

1565
01:09:50,950 --> 01:09:53,910
I don't have your $20,000.

1566
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:57,750
I'm very sorry.

1567
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,410
Are you sorry?

1568
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:09,830
I have to tell Betty
that I don't have the money.

1569
01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:15,160
Then I have to tell the women
those I work with who don't have a job,

1570
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:18,160
or worse, they will work for a damn
perverted psychopath.

1571
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:21,540
This isn't like a video game, okay?

1572
01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:23,750
This is my real fucking life.

1573
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:26,740
They regret it...

1574
01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:28,000
I feel horrible.

1575
01:10:28,910 --> 01:10:31,160
Heavens. What was the plan, Abby?

1576
01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:34,830
I-I-I figured I could give it to you
over time.

1577
01:10:35,410 --> 01:10:37,450
I mean, do you know how much of my time
you have wasted

1578
01:10:37,450 --> 01:10:40,040
pretending to be something
What will you never be?

1579
01:10:43,580 --> 01:10:45,700
-Abby...
- Well, look who's talking.

1580
01:10:46,790 --> 01:10:47,790
[scoffs]

1581
01:10:47,790 --> 01:10:51,080
You spend all your time
teaching me about trust,

1582
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:53,790
Confidence that not even you have!

1583
01:10:54,910 --> 01:10:57,790
Hiding from your own companions,
really?

1584
01:10:58,410 --> 01:11:01,910
I bet, I bet you anything
you are going to use this

1585
01:11:01,910 --> 01:11:03,830
to not go to your own meeting.

1586
01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:07,620
Do you want to bet 20 thousand damn dollars?

1587
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,200
- [Abby scoffs]
- Because they would come in very handy now.

1588
01:11:10,870 --> 01:11:13,580
Good luck pretending to know
something about sex tomorrow.

1589
01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:15,040
Oh, I'll be fine.

1590
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:16,870
I'm a fucking sex machine.

1591
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:21,120
[door slam]

1592
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,120
[♪ "Crocodile Tears" plays
by Zara Elizabeth Kershaw]

1593
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:29,000
♪

1594
01:11:30,580 --> 01:11:31,790
[cell phone notification]

1595
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:36,330
BETTY: DO YOU COME WITH THE MONEY?
OKAY, SIRI, SEND THE MESSAGE.

1596
01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:39,580
♪

1597
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:47,580
BAD NEWS. IT WAS CANCELED
THE PARTY, MY DAD FOUND OUT

1598
01:11:47,580 --> 01:11:48,750
[Abby] What?

1599
01:11:49,370 --> 01:11:50,370
No!

1600
01:11:50,370 --> 01:11:51,750
Ugh!

1601
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:54,450
- [sighs]
- [hit]

1602
01:11:55,870 --> 01:11:58,580
Oooh! Curse!

1603
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:03,500
[♪ "Crocodile Tears" continues]

1604
01:12:10,830 --> 01:12:14,000
♪

1605
01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:20,200
THE PARTY IS DONE.
MY HOUSE.

1606
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,790
♪

1607
01:12:25,910 --> 01:12:26,910
[notification bell]

1608
01:12:27,330 --> 01:12:28,330
Yeah!

1609
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:35,910
♪

1610
01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:45,410
♪

1611
01:12:51,620 --> 01:12:55,000
♪

1612
01:12:58,950 --> 01:12:59,950
[♪ ends song]

1613
01:12:59,950 --> 01:13:01,910
[people chatting]

1614
01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:04,160
[♪ "Party Song" plays
by Alina Eremia and Ilkan Gunuc]

1615
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:06,790
♪

1616
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:14,410
♪

1617
01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:20,330
♪

1618
01:13:20,330 --> 01:13:21,870
[people chatting, cheering]

1619
01:13:23,830 --> 01:13:26,160
♪

1620
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:31,450
[hitting piano keys]

1621
01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:33,870
♪

1622
01:13:36,410 --> 01:13:37,740
[encouraging]

1623
01:13:37,750 --> 01:13:39,160
♪

1624
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,450
[group chanting]
Let's go Bernie! Baby! Baby! Baby!

1625
01:13:44,450 --> 01:13:47,950
♪

1626
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:52,700
[group cheering]

1627
01:13:55,330 --> 01:13:58,120
♪

1628
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,450
[group chanting]
Come on, Bernie! Come on, Bernie!

1629
01:14:00,450 --> 01:14:02,950
♪

1630
01:14:06,910 --> 01:14:08,200
[bugle sounds]

1631
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:10,500
♪

1632
01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:14,080
Hello!

1633
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:18,500
♪

1634
01:14:19,410 --> 01:14:20,910
Hey, neat whiskey.

1635
01:14:20,910 --> 01:14:22,740
[people chatting]

1636
01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,870
[♪ soft pop music plays
softly over speakers]

1637
01:14:24,870 --> 01:14:27,080
Hello, Monica, you came.

1638
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:28,330
Robin.

1639
01:14:29,580 --> 01:14:31,410
You look great.

1640
01:14:31,410 --> 01:14:32,660
Thank you.

1641
01:14:32,660 --> 01:14:33,950
As usual. [giggles]

1642
01:14:33,950 --> 01:14:35,080
You too.

1643
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:37,580
Your hair is very long.

1644
01:14:37,580 --> 01:14:39,870
Oh, thanks, they are extensions.

1645
01:14:40,290 --> 01:14:43,290
Well, some parts are mine,
the rest is... horse.

1646
01:14:43,290 --> 01:14:45,540
[♪ soft pop song continues]

1647
01:14:45,540 --> 01:14:46,910
[sighs] It doesn't matter.

1648
01:14:49,450 --> 01:14:53,040
Weren't you vice president
from our class or something?

1649
01:14:53,660 --> 01:14:54,950
How dare you?

1650
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,790
- He was president, obviously, God.
- Oh. I'm sorry.

1651
01:14:58,790 --> 01:15:00,790
- I'm sorry, Madam President.
- [chuckles] Thank you.

1652
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,700
- [sighs] My God.
- What did you order?

1653
01:15:05,700 --> 01:15:07,370
Literally a whiskey.

1654
01:15:07,790 --> 01:15:09,950
The brown... is the brown.

1655
01:15:09,950 --> 01:15:11,910
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have hired you.

1656
01:15:11,910 --> 01:15:13,830
He is my neighbor's son.
He's had some bad luck.

1657
01:15:13,830 --> 01:15:15,200
I was trying to help him.

1658
01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:19,040
- Do you know what the saddest thing is?
- Hmm?

1659
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,290
He still wants to be an astronaut.

1660
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:23,620
And what do you do?

1661
01:15:24,540 --> 01:15:25,750
I am...

1662
01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:29,870
I'm a stripper at Diamond Dolls.

1663
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:31,870
Oh.

1664
01:15:32,870 --> 01:15:34,040
Oh.

1665
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:37,160
I think I'm actually going to leave,

1666
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:38,580
But it was good to see you, Robin.

1667
01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:41,700
Wait, no...
You didn't ask me what I do.

1668
01:15:42,540 --> 01:15:43,790
Very good. What do you do for a living?

1669
01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:45,160
I am a real estate agent...

1670
01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:49,000
who has not sold any house
in three years, so...

1671
01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:53,240
I guess now I plan
high school reunions,

1672
01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:54,740
which is super boring.

1673
01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:55,830
[laughs]

1674
01:15:56,290 --> 01:15:58,950
Also, my husband cheats on me,
that's fun.

1675
01:16:00,580 --> 01:16:02,250
Sorry, I needed that.

1676
01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:04,160
- Two more.
- Brilliant.

1677
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,950
- Just... I'll look at you...
- And another glass.

1678
01:16:05,950 --> 01:16:08,120
Other. Yes.

1679
01:16:08,620 --> 01:16:09,620
That's two.

1680
01:16:09,620 --> 01:16:12,540
- [people cheering]
- Wait, and how did you find out?

1681
01:16:12,540 --> 01:16:14,540
Well, that is,
I-I knew something was happening.

1682
01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:16,910
when he found me measuring
the levels of liquor bottles...

1683
01:16:16,910 --> 01:16:19,240
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

1684
01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:21,950
[♪ pop music plays over speakers]

1685
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,830
[loud indistinct chatter]

1686
01:16:25,830 --> 01:16:27,580
Hey, you look lovely.

1687
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:29,700
Saving?

1688
01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:30,910
[laughing] Yes.

1689
01:16:30,910 --> 01:16:33,540
Yeah, you look like you're very careful.
with your spending habits.

1690
01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:35,040
[screaming]
It's very difficult to listen to you.

1691
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:36,870
- Do you want to go to a place where...?
- Yes.

1692
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:39,790
Oh. Okay.

1693
01:16:39,790 --> 01:16:42,250
- [♪ continues pop music]
- [loud chatter continues]

1694
01:16:44,830 --> 01:16:47,290
It wasn't supposed to be like this.

1695
01:16:47,290 --> 01:16:49,450
At least in my head, it wasn't like...

1696
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:52,830
I was supposed to be better than you.

1697
01:16:52,830 --> 01:16:55,540
- [laughs] No offense.
- Please.

1698
01:16:55,540 --> 01:16:58,080
I had the fantasy
that it was going to appear here

1699
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,660
and, like, I would buy from everyone
a round of drinks.

1700
01:17:00,660 --> 01:17:03,490
In other words, people were surprised
for that or something.

1701
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:06,120
Well, just do it.
I would be impressed.

1702
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:08,330
I only saw that in the movies.

1703
01:17:08,330 --> 01:17:09,950
Well, it's an open bar, so...

1704
01:17:09,950 --> 01:17:11,750
And besides he would take forever.

1705
01:17:12,370 --> 01:17:13,830
He is on the moon.

1706
01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:15,500
That's true. [laughs]

1707
01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:18,040
It's not even my money anyway.

1708
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:21,620
It's stupid money
of my treacherous husband.

1709
01:17:22,290 --> 01:17:23,750
How do you know he's cheating on you?

1710
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,950
He comes home late, almost every night.

1711
01:17:28,330 --> 01:17:29,490
It smells like vanilla.

1712
01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:31,080
And I hate vanilla.

1713
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,620
And then I ask him
and says he was working.

1714
01:17:32,620 --> 01:17:34,790
I mean, where do you work?
in damn Cinnabon?

1715
01:17:34,790 --> 01:17:35,910
[laughs]

1716
01:17:35,910 --> 01:17:38,120
Anyway, what I'm saying is
that none of us

1717
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:40,000
we are where we thought
that we would be.

1718
01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:43,830
Do you want to know the strangest part?

1719
01:17:43,830 --> 01:17:45,580
I'm a loser in my own meeting.

1720
01:17:45,580 --> 01:17:46,700
I won't buy the club.

1721
01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:48,830
I'm, like, fucking broke.

1722
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:53,120
[sighs] And I can't stop
of thinking about Abby.

1723
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:55,080
Well that's because we still
you can do something

1724
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:56,410
about that situation.

1725
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:58,200
Okay, what do you mean?

1726
01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:00,910
Did you tell her she wasn't ready
for sex?

1727
01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:04,450
69, in fact.
It's different.

1728
01:18:04,450 --> 01:18:07,790
Technically it's not sex,
although it is... humid.

1729
01:18:07,790 --> 01:18:10,330
Listen, all the girls
they have the right

1730
01:18:10,330 --> 01:18:12,620
to choose themselves
when they are ready.

1731
01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:14,740
It's your choice.

1732
01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:17,120
- [♪ dance music plays]
- [people chatting]

1733
01:18:18,330 --> 01:18:19,790
I ruined it, didn't I?

1734
01:18:19,790 --> 01:18:21,490
You may not be able to
solve everything,

1735
01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:24,750
but you can tell a friend
that you were wrong.

1736
01:18:25,870 --> 01:18:29,700
Wow. Robin, you are a genius.

1737
01:18:30,370 --> 01:18:33,080
I can't be very genius,
I married that damn idiot.

1738
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:34,620
Woo!

1739
01:18:34,620 --> 01:18:37,250
[♪ dance music plays]

1740
01:18:40,830 --> 01:18:41,910
Goodbye. [kisses]

1741
01:18:42,410 --> 01:18:43,580
Goodbye.

1742
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,200
[Max]
Holy shit, what a setup.

1743
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,080
Oh yeah, it's nothing.

1744
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:53,330
- [♪ distant pop music plays]
- [distant party talk]

1745
01:18:53,330 --> 01:18:54,870
Do you play <i>Dead?</i>

1746
01:18:54,870 --> 01:18:56,120
It's my favorite game.

1747
01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:58,000
Oh really? Mine too.

1748
01:18:58,660 --> 01:18:59,950
Brilliant.

1749
01:18:59,950 --> 01:19:02,660
[♪ muffled pop music plays]

1750
01:19:08,540 --> 01:19:11,040
♪

1751
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:21,290
♪

1752
01:19:27,290 --> 01:19:29,580
- So, this is your room, huh?
- [Abby laughs]

1753
01:19:29,580 --> 01:19:31,160
Yes.

1754
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:32,830
[laughing] Oh, dear.

1755
01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:36,580
God, they are so stupid.

1756
01:19:36,580 --> 01:19:38,950
♪

1757
01:19:52,620 --> 01:19:53,910
Wait, I can't do this.

1758
01:19:53,910 --> 01:19:55,580
Oh, okay, yeah.

1759
01:19:56,370 --> 01:19:58,580
Um, I-I'm sorry, I can't.

1760
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:00,080
[sighs]

1761
01:20:00,790 --> 01:20:02,450
I can't do 69 with you.

1762
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,660
I'm sorry, I-I want to, really.

1763
01:20:05,660 --> 01:20:07,740
I just... I can't.

1764
01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:09,330
Sorry, did you say 69?

1765
01:20:09,330 --> 01:20:11,240
Yes I know it is
your favorite position.

1766
01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:13,990
It's just... I'm not ready.

1767
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:18,370
I am physically prepared
because I studied very hard for that.

1768
01:20:18,370 --> 01:20:24,330
But... Oh, I'm not ready
emotionally or mentally.

1769
01:20:24,910 --> 01:20:26,490
Abby... [stuttering]
what are you talking about?

1770
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:28,700
I've never done 69 before.

1771
01:20:29,950 --> 01:20:31,040
Hey?

1772
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:34,330
But Bernie said you loved '69.

1773
01:20:35,450 --> 01:20:36,660
Bernie said?

1774
01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:39,040
The pet.

1775
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,160
Why would I say...?

1776
01:20:42,540 --> 01:20:46,120
Oh no. No, I love the number 69.
Jared Allen.

1777
01:20:46,540 --> 01:20:48,080
He plays for the Minnesota Vikings.

1778
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:49,490
My dad went to Idaho State with him,

1779
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:51,330
so we were able to go to his house once.

1780
01:20:51,790 --> 01:20:53,700
It was actually really cool.
It has two swimming pools.

1781
01:20:53,700 --> 01:20:56,120
Are you kidding?
I hired a stripper to...

1782
01:20:59,330 --> 01:21:00,620
It doesn't matter.

1783
01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:04,490
Wait, but you've been with Mercedes
almost your entire life.

1784
01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:08,080
Yes, Mercedes really likes J-Boy.

1785
01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:10,120
Jesus.

1786
01:21:10,830 --> 01:21:12,870
It is being saved for marriage.

1787
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:16,700
[♪ dramatic opera music plays]

1788
01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:18,200
[Abby]
<i>How did I not notice?</i>

1789
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:20,870
I'm Mercedes, I'm your girlfriend.

1790
01:21:22,790 --> 01:21:25,240
I guess... Abby.

1791
01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:27,700
[♪ dramatic opera music continues]

1792
01:21:27,700 --> 01:21:28,950
[sobbing]

1793
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:34,490
[Abby] <i>Mercedes was a virgin,
which means that Max...</i>

1794
01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:36,410
- [♪ music stops]
Are you...?

1795
01:21:36,410 --> 01:21:38,500
- [♪ muffled pop music plays]
- [muffled party chatter]

1796
01:21:39,660 --> 01:21:40,830
Me too.

1797
01:21:42,790 --> 01:21:44,330
- [Max] Really?
- [Abby laughs]

1798
01:21:44,330 --> 01:21:45,830
Do you think I've had sex?

1799
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,160
I don't know, that is,

1800
01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:50,500
I didn't even know if you were going to like me.

1801
01:21:51,250 --> 01:21:52,250
[Abby giggles]

1802
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:56,910
[gestures] Oh my God!

1803
01:21:56,910 --> 01:21:59,080
Wait what were you saying
about hiring a stripper?

1804
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,120
Oh well, actually...
In fact she is my friend.

1805
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:04,330
Well, she was my friend.

1806
01:22:04,330 --> 01:22:05,750
What happened?

1807
01:22:06,790 --> 01:22:08,040
I ruined it.

1808
01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:12,500
I owe you a lot and I don't know well
how to pay him.

1809
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:13,990
I'm sure you'll think of something.

1810
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,660
No, uh, I don't know.

1811
01:22:15,660 --> 01:22:18,160
I don't know what I can do
to fix this.

1812
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:19,500
I lied to him.

1813
01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:23,250
I mean, I lied to you too.

1814
01:22:23,790 --> 01:22:26,040
[scoffs] What?
What do you mean?

1815
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:27,910
I knew you played <i>Wild Wild Dead.</i>

1816
01:22:28,830 --> 01:22:30,120
I follow you on Glitch. [laughs]

1817
01:22:31,370 --> 01:22:33,370
What? As...?

1818
01:22:33,370 --> 01:22:35,790
Wait, how did you know it was me?

1819
01:22:35,790 --> 01:22:38,200
Well, enter your username
Abby-Corpse

1820
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:42,290
and this beautiful head of curlers
What do you have... [laughs]

1821
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:43,950
...it was pretty easy.

1822
01:22:43,950 --> 01:22:45,620
Wow.

1823
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:50,540
Wow. Max Warren follows me on Glitch.

1824
01:22:50,540 --> 01:22:52,790
Max Guilford Warren follows you.

1825
01:22:52,790 --> 01:22:54,200
- Guilford?
- Guilford.

1826
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:57,040
But you know, I guess
You could say I'm a follower,

1827
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:00,870
but not in a way
how it would be weird

1828
01:23:00,870 --> 01:23:03,410
if we, that is, kissed or something like that.

1829
01:23:03,410 --> 01:23:06,450
- [♪ soft pop music plays]
- [both laugh]

1830
01:23:11,540 --> 01:23:13,290
- Oh my God, that's it.
- That?

1831
01:23:13,870 --> 01:23:15,660
I'm so sorry, I have to go.

1832
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:17,370
[kisses] Thank you.

1833
01:23:17,370 --> 01:23:20,250
♪

1834
01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:23,910
[people chatting loudly]

1835
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:28,490
[screaming] Listen!

1836
01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,830
- [chatter stops]
-Who here is 18 years old?

1837
01:23:31,750 --> 01:23:33,410
[bugle sounds]

1838
01:23:34,870 --> 01:23:36,870
[people chatting]

1839
01:23:38,950 --> 01:23:40,040
Ugh.

1840
01:23:44,660 --> 01:23:46,490
Dude, I never took LSD.

1841
01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:49,160
Yes, are you sure it is of good quality?

1842
01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:51,000
[Nurse Appleman]
This shit is <i>vintage.</i>

1843
01:23:51,830 --> 01:23:53,750
Have a good trip, fellow travelers.

1844
01:23:55,700 --> 01:23:56,830
[Santa Monica] Hello?

1845
01:23:58,450 --> 01:23:59,450
Abby?

1846
01:24:00,250 --> 01:24:01,830
[student]
I feel like it's already hitting.

1847
01:24:01,830 --> 01:24:03,080
Hey, Abby.

1848
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,000
[Nurse Appleman]
Dude, it doesn't work like that.

1849
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:09,040
Hey, you're Max, right?

1850
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:10,490
Oh shit, you're a cop, right?

1851
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:13,160
That? Wait. Do I look like a police officer?

1852
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:15,740
Uh, yeah, I mean,
You seem professional and all, so...

1853
01:24:15,750 --> 01:24:17,740
Okay. [sighs]
Where's Abby?

1854
01:24:17,750 --> 01:24:20,950
He said there had to be something
to get his stripper friend back or something.

1855
01:24:20,950 --> 01:24:22,250
She took almost the entire party with her.

1856
01:24:22,910 --> 01:24:23,910
Why didn't you go?

1857
01:24:23,910 --> 01:24:25,490
Eh, it just took
to those over 18 years of age.

1858
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:26,790
I'm 17, ma'am.

1859
01:24:27,910 --> 01:24:29,410
- Okay, thanks.
- [Max] Yes.

1860
01:24:29,410 --> 01:24:31,290
Wait, you and her...?

1861
01:24:31,750 --> 01:24:33,120
Like... [mumbles]

1862
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,040
Sixty-nine. Did they do 69?

1863
01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:36,740
Oh, uh, no, no. No, ma'am.

1864
01:24:36,750 --> 01:24:38,790
Hey, we didn't even kiss.

1865
01:24:39,370 --> 01:24:41,740
[sighs] Why, you're so good
For her, Abercrombie and bitch?

1866
01:24:41,750 --> 01:24:42,830
What's the matter?

1867
01:24:42,830 --> 01:24:46,660
She is fucking beautiful
and you're like Tanathee Chalamet.

1868
01:24:46,660 --> 01:24:50,370
Hey, lady, I promise
which I like a lot, so yeah...

1869
01:24:50,370 --> 01:24:51,450
Good boy.

1870
01:24:51,450 --> 01:24:53,080
She also said she wasn't ready yet.

1871
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:55,660
Good girl.

1872
01:24:56,290 --> 01:24:57,580
And you have to stop calling me ma'am.

1873
01:24:57,580 --> 01:24:59,540
I just got health insurance.

1874
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:01,370
[Max]
Oh. [clears throat]

1875
01:25:01,910 --> 01:25:02,950
[sighs]

1876
01:25:03,620 --> 01:25:08,080
[♪ exciting music plays]

1877
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:11,740
I always knew how I wanted
Let it be my first sexual experience.

1878
01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:12,830
[person clearing throat]

1879
01:25:12,830 --> 01:25:17,000
It would be great without any effort, irresistible.

1880
01:25:18,330 --> 01:25:20,660
He would make all the right moves.

1881
01:25:20,660 --> 01:25:23,540
And it doesn't matter
how or where it happens, it would be...

1882
01:25:23,540 --> 01:25:25,500
I'm very bored!

1883
01:25:25,950 --> 01:25:27,950
[engine revving]

1884
01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:31,250
[♪ exciting music plays]

1885
01:25:34,870 --> 01:25:36,830
- [♪ inspiring, soft music plays]
- All this to say,

1886
01:25:36,830 --> 01:25:39,000
I ruined everything with my friends
to get a boy.

1887
01:25:39,620 --> 01:25:45,040
A really cool guy, but it turns out
that this boy already liked him.

1888
01:25:46,290 --> 01:25:49,870
The point is that I didn't have
than having lied to Santa Monica.

1889
01:25:49,870 --> 01:25:52,660
- Show us your breasts!
- Shut your mouth, idiot.

1890
01:25:52,660 --> 01:25:54,660
[DJ Don]
Yes, show us your penis, idiot.

1891
01:25:54,660 --> 01:25:56,080
What do you think?

1892
01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,830
I'm a minor, so...

1893
01:25:57,830 --> 01:25:59,370
Then don't show us your penis.

1894
01:26:00,910 --> 01:26:02,540
Okay, everyone, I need your help.

1895
01:26:02,540 --> 01:26:04,040
I owe you a lot of money.

1896
01:26:04,790 --> 01:26:06,120
Twenty thousand in fact.

1897
01:26:06,580 --> 01:26:08,910
Yes, I know, it's a...
It's a lot of money.

1898
01:26:09,910 --> 01:26:11,660
And I just told you a lot about myself

1899
01:26:11,660 --> 01:26:16,120
and that was terrifying,
but also strangely liberating.

1900
01:26:16,620 --> 01:26:20,250
Anyway, I want to fix things.

1901
01:26:21,330 --> 01:26:22,700
We're still live, right?

1902
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:24,330
Oh yes.

1903
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:29,700
Hey, I would like to thank
to Destiny, Angel and Betty

1904
01:26:29,700 --> 01:26:31,950
for helping me do this.

1905
01:26:31,950 --> 01:26:33,450
- [Abby] I couldn't have done it...
- What?

1906
01:26:33,450 --> 01:26:34,910
- [Abby] ...without you, and...
- Nothing.

1907
01:26:34,910 --> 01:26:36,490
- I don't give a damn.
- Okay.

1908
01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:39,660
So for everyone
my online subscribers,

1909
01:26:39,660 --> 01:26:44,410
the class of 2025 and all clients
Diamond Dolls regulars,

1910
01:26:44,410 --> 01:26:51,250
I invite you to open
their hearts and their wallets.

1911
01:26:52,870 --> 01:26:55,660
Ladies and gentlemen
and high school kids,

1912
01:26:55,660 --> 01:26:57,990
please give him a warm welcome
Diamond Dolls style

1913
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,870
to a young girl who was a diamond
on its own merit.

1914
01:27:01,870 --> 01:27:04,200
Someone who has blossomed
in the time we have known her...

1915
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:06,000
Don, summing up.

1916
01:27:06,410 --> 01:27:07,500
Welcome Abby Flores!

1917
01:27:08,330 --> 01:27:11,790
[encouraging, applauding]

1918
01:27:11,790 --> 01:27:13,740
[♪ "Old Time Rock and Roll" plays
by Bob Seger]

1919
01:27:13,750 --> 01:27:15,290
[breaths intensify]

1920
01:27:17,330 --> 01:27:20,700
♪

1921
01:27:22,790 --> 01:27:24,830
Oh my god, those legs.

1922
01:27:26,910 --> 01:27:29,200
[DJ Don]
Come on, Abby!

1923
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:32,370
♪

1924
01:27:36,790 --> 01:27:40,040
♪

1925
01:27:43,950 --> 01:27:46,240
♪

1926
01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:47,450
- Oh, no.
- Oh, it got stuck. It got stuck.

1927
01:27:47,450 --> 01:27:49,120
It looks like a rotisserie chicken.

1928
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:51,450
♪

1929
01:27:51,450 --> 01:27:52,830
- [metal bang]
- [crowd] Oh!

1930
01:27:52,830 --> 01:27:55,660
♪

1931
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:00,410
Get out of my fucking way.

1932
01:28:00,410 --> 01:28:03,370
[♪ "Old Time Rock and Roll" continues]

1933
01:28:03,370 --> 01:28:06,750
♪

1934
01:28:07,330 --> 01:28:08,580
[microphone screeches]

1935
01:28:09,950 --> 01:28:15,330
♪

1936
01:28:15,330 --> 01:28:17,330
Are you shooting your own breasts?

1937
01:28:18,950 --> 01:28:20,740
♪

1938
01:28:20,750 --> 01:28:23,290
Yes, baby! Dance, freak!

1939
01:28:23,290 --> 01:28:25,740
[crowd cheering]

1940
01:28:25,750 --> 01:28:29,160
♪

1941
01:28:31,370 --> 01:28:35,240
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

1942
01:28:35,250 --> 01:28:38,410
♪

1943
01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:45,200
♪

1944
01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:47,160
Woo!

1945
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:49,830
That's a bad dance.

1946
01:28:49,830 --> 01:28:53,120
♪

1947
01:28:56,540 --> 01:28:58,370
- Weird thing!
- Devastate!

1948
01:28:58,370 --> 01:29:00,830
♪

1949
01:29:03,870 --> 01:29:07,330
[crowd cheering]

1950
01:29:10,290 --> 01:29:13,080
I win tonight!
That's my girl!

1951
01:29:13,080 --> 01:29:16,450
♪

1952
01:29:18,750 --> 01:29:19,750
Woo!

1953
01:29:20,870 --> 01:29:24,080
♪

1954
01:29:25,750 --> 01:29:27,200
That's my girl.

1955
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,290
I think I'm mad at her.

1956
01:29:29,290 --> 01:29:31,080
[♪ music fades]

1957
01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:32,160
I'm sorry.

1958
01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:34,950
[people chatting]

1959
01:29:36,790 --> 01:29:38,540
Samuel Moros.

1960
01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,660
It's good to meet you, Samuel.

1961
01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:45,200
- [Samuel Moros] Let me help you. [laughs]
- [Abby] Please.

1962
01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:47,620
What a sweet girl to do that for you.

1963
01:29:47,620 --> 01:29:50,450
Yes, it's great.

1964
01:29:50,450 --> 01:29:52,870
Just between us, if you want
a summer job, turn it down.

1965
01:29:52,870 --> 01:29:55,080
Yes, he doesn't know how to dance.

1966
01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:59,200
[scoffs] <i>Oui, oui.</i>
That's "I agree" in French.

1967
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,370
It was atrocious.

1968
01:30:01,370 --> 01:30:04,250
Look, an uncircumcised Dick.

1969
01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:05,830
It's Rick!

1970
01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:09,790
And judging by that sad
talent show excuse,

1971
01:30:09,790 --> 01:30:13,620
I guess they don't have the money.

1972
01:30:13,620 --> 01:30:16,580
Well, don't worry, I'm a good boss.

1973
01:30:17,580 --> 01:30:19,990
I really like it...

1974
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,450
[spank] ...take care of my girls.

1975
01:30:21,450 --> 01:30:22,540
[Rick laughing]

1976
01:30:23,370 --> 01:30:25,790
- [customer] Oh, damn.
- Me too.

1977
01:30:25,790 --> 01:30:27,990
You're going to regret that,
stupid bitch

1978
01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:32,830
The second you sign the paperwork,
I'm going to kick you out of here.

1979
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:34,950
[Santa Monica]
If we collect 20 thousand,

1980
01:30:34,950 --> 01:30:37,950
you will never set foot
in this club again.

1981
01:30:39,330 --> 01:30:40,410
Very good, Abby,
How far are we?

1982
01:30:40,910 --> 01:30:42,120
Samuel?

1983
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:45,910
In person donations, $3,187.

1984
01:30:45,910 --> 01:30:48,540
[crowd cheering]

1985
01:30:49,950 --> 01:30:51,700
Oh, and how much is it in Glitch?

1986
01:30:51,700 --> 01:30:54,580
Six thousand seven hundred and twelve.

1987
01:30:54,580 --> 01:30:55,660
- Friend.
- Yeah!

1988
01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:57,370
[celebrations continue]

1989
01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:00,290
- [everyone exclaims]
- Yes! Yeah!

1990
01:31:00,290 --> 01:31:02,790
Oh, and, uh, 3,000 yen.

1991
01:31:02,790 --> 01:31:03,870
Oh!

1992
01:31:03,870 --> 01:31:05,370
[all cheering]

1993
01:31:05,370 --> 01:31:08,200
- Wait. No no. It's like 20 dollars.
- Oh.

1994
01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:10,290
- [crowd] Oohh.
- [Samuel] Yes.

1995
01:31:10,290 --> 01:31:12,990
Oh wait, what about the $5,000
What did you give Betty as a deposit?

1996
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,370
Oh yes.

1997
01:31:14,370 --> 01:31:16,080
[crowd cheering]

1998
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:18,370
Oh and how much do we collect
at the door?

1999
01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:21,910
I am afraid of speaking in public.

2000
01:31:21,910 --> 01:31:22,990
- Come on, Dave.
- Dave!

2001
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:24,120
- Dave!
- Dave!

2002
01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:25,540
About $800 at the door.

2003
01:31:25,540 --> 01:31:28,080
- [people applauding]
- [Betty] That's great.

2004
01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:30,290
Hey, how much is it then?

2005
01:31:30,290 --> 01:31:33,740
Siri, find the calculator app.

2006
01:31:33,750 --> 01:31:36,410
[people murmuring]

2007
01:31:36,410 --> 01:31:39,660
Does anyone know how much he said first?

2008
01:31:40,290 --> 01:31:41,700
It's not enough.

2009
01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:44,080
You take... If you take...
If you take the four...

2010
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:45,330
It's not enough.

2011
01:31:45,330 --> 01:31:46,910
[Angel] Shut up.
If you take the four...

2012
01:31:46,910 --> 01:31:48,290
Are they still counting?
It's not enough.

2013
01:31:48,290 --> 01:31:49,620
[they continue murmuring]

2014
01:31:49,620 --> 01:31:52,200
[laughs] They did it!

2015
01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:55,540
Twenty thousand dollars.

2016
01:31:55,540 --> 01:31:56,660
- [crowd cheering]
- Yes!

2017
01:31:56,660 --> 01:31:58,450
[♪ upbeat music plays]

2018
01:31:58,450 --> 01:31:59,990
What?

2019
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:02,830
- [celebrations continue]
- Really?

2020
01:32:02,830 --> 01:32:05,080
- That? Yeah!
- That? That?

2021
01:32:05,080 --> 01:32:07,370
- Wait, wait.
- [♪ music stops]

2022
01:32:07,370 --> 01:32:09,330
No, they are missing $4,300.

2023
01:32:09,330 --> 01:32:11,080
- [customer] Oh, man.
- [customers] Oh!

2024
01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:12,540
Shit.

2025
01:32:12,540 --> 01:32:13,830
[DJ Don]
What the fuck, Gary?

2026
01:32:13,830 --> 01:32:14,910
[crowd chatting]

2027
01:32:15,830 --> 01:32:17,790
- [Rick laughs]
- Don't worry, Abby.

2028
01:32:18,580 --> 01:32:19,580
Alright.

2029
01:32:19,580 --> 01:32:24,250
Well, Betty, let's go sign
the paperwork in my new office.

2030
01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:27,540
Ladies. <i>Arigatou.</i>

2031
01:32:31,540 --> 01:32:33,200
Girls, I'm so sorry.

2032
01:32:34,540 --> 01:32:37,370
- I wish I could do something. [whimpers]
- [Rick] Come on, come on, Spaghetti.

2033
01:32:39,330 --> 01:32:40,330
[sighs]

2034
01:32:40,330 --> 01:32:42,080
- [persona] Tal vez pueda ayudar.
- Oh.

2035
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:44,500
Oh, where did that come from?

2036
01:32:46,330 --> 01:32:47,950
Robin, what are you doing here?

2037
01:32:47,950 --> 01:32:52,330
Well apparently my husband
frequent this place.

2038
01:32:52,330 --> 01:32:53,870
It isn't true?

2039
01:32:55,410 --> 01:32:57,450
So I thought I could
invest in a place

2040
01:32:57,450 --> 01:32:59,240
That he cares a lot, don't you think?

2041
01:32:59,250 --> 01:33:02,660
And if it helps a friend
to get out of a tight spot

2042
01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:05,000
while I spend some of your money,
we all win.

2043
01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:08,240
- Are you serious?
- Yes, he stinks.

2044
01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:11,370
Also, don't question
a presidential decision.

2045
01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:13,870
- [Robin laughs]
- We got it!

2046
01:33:13,870 --> 01:33:15,120
[crowd cheering]

2047
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:17,290
- [screams of joy]
- [♪ upbeat music plays]

2048
01:33:17,290 --> 01:33:19,410
No, stop it! Enough! Shut up!

2049
01:33:19,410 --> 01:33:20,910
-Shut your damn mouth!
- [♪ music stops]

2050
01:33:20,910 --> 01:33:22,080
I'm sick of this.

2051
01:33:23,120 --> 01:33:26,540
Okay, I'm tired of the niece
Magic Mike rare.

2052
01:33:26,540 --> 01:33:27,750
You are a terrible dancer!

2053
01:33:28,830 --> 01:33:30,790
I'm sick of the Witches of Eastwick.

2054
01:33:30,790 --> 01:33:33,620
I'm sick of whoever you are.

2055
01:33:33,620 --> 01:33:36,290
- I'm Robin.
- [Rick] [mocking] Are you Robin?

2056
01:33:36,290 --> 01:33:38,120
- Yes.
- Very good, it's over!

2057
01:33:38,120 --> 01:33:39,580
The club is mine!

2058
01:33:39,580 --> 01:33:44,290
Betty, it's time for you to pass me
the club to me, right now!

2059
01:33:44,290 --> 01:33:46,830
Decadent excuse for a dancer.

2060
01:33:46,830 --> 01:33:49,660
Never again...

2061
01:33:50,370 --> 01:33:52,870
call me a dancer again.

2062
01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:58,120
I'm Betty Spaghetti,
and I'm a fucking stripper.

2063
01:33:58,120 --> 01:33:59,620
- [fist bump]
- [crowd] Oh!

2064
01:33:59,620 --> 01:34:01,330
- Spaghetti!
- Uuh!

2065
01:34:01,330 --> 01:34:02,700
- [encouraging, applauding]
- Yes!

2066
01:34:05,580 --> 01:34:06,660
Yeah!

2067
01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:11,330
Do I tell the doorman
kick him out?

2068
01:34:11,330 --> 01:34:12,500
You decide, boss.

2069
01:34:13,410 --> 01:34:15,120
[in unison] Boss.

2070
01:34:16,700 --> 01:34:19,160
- Come on, idiot.
- [exclaim]

2071
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:20,540
[♪ upbeat music plays]

2072
01:34:20,540 --> 01:34:23,290
Hey! Be careful with your suit, <i>danke schoen!</i>

2073
01:34:23,290 --> 01:34:24,450
[Santa Monica] Hey, Rick.

2074
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:27,490
It's sign language for go to hell.

2075
01:34:27,500 --> 01:34:29,410
- [encouraging, applauding]
- Yes!

2076
01:34:29,410 --> 01:34:32,040
Oh, hey, hey!
I'll pay for the next round!

2077
01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:34,290
[encouraging]

2078
01:34:35,700 --> 01:34:37,540
If they are over 21 years old.

2079
01:34:37,540 --> 01:34:38,620
[students] Oh.

2080
01:34:38,620 --> 01:34:41,290
[amplified] What-What-Too bad.

2081
01:34:41,290 --> 01:34:43,790
- That works in my favor.
- Well, just you, then.

2082
01:34:43,790 --> 01:34:45,910
[Betty] More for us.
More for us.

2083
01:34:46,660 --> 01:34:48,870
- [Santa Monica] Sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.

2084
01:34:48,870 --> 01:34:50,500
No, sorry, Abs. I...

2085
01:34:51,620 --> 01:34:53,410
I shouldn't have said you weren't ready.

2086
01:34:53,410 --> 01:34:56,250
Thanks, but you're right, I'm not.

2087
01:34:57,580 --> 01:35:00,540
Sorry for not telling you the truth
about money.

2088
01:35:00,540 --> 01:35:02,120
Come on, you're a teenager,

2089
01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:04,040
and you're supposed to do stupid things.

2090
01:35:04,910 --> 01:35:07,200
- I guess.
-And speaking of that,

2091
01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:09,370
How far did you go with Max?

2092
01:35:09,370 --> 01:35:11,410
Yes, I think he likes me.

2093
01:35:11,410 --> 01:35:12,540
Well, you better.

2094
01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:15,000
But they interrupted us
before anything monumental.

2095
01:35:15,660 --> 01:35:19,870
You, my dear, deserve the monumental.

2096
01:35:19,870 --> 01:35:21,990
[♪ "Everybody Wants to Rule" plays
the World" by Tears for Fears]

2097
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:26,240
♪

2098
01:35:26,250 --> 01:35:31,080
Well I have a lot
of paperwork to do, thanks to you.

2099
01:35:32,370 --> 01:35:33,660
Have fun, Abby.

2100
01:35:33,660 --> 01:35:36,040
♪

2101
01:35:43,330 --> 01:35:46,160
Word on the street is what you did
Some killer moves there.

2102
01:35:46,950 --> 01:35:50,830
Yes. I'm glad you didn't see
none of that.

2103
01:35:50,830 --> 01:35:53,160
[Max] Oh. I guess I will have
I have to use my imagination.

2104
01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:54,750
Ujum.

2105
01:35:55,620 --> 01:35:59,250
Oh no. No no. As?

2106
01:35:59,750 --> 01:36:01,370
Like I said, I'm a fan.

2107
01:36:01,370 --> 01:36:02,910
Heavens. [laughs]

2108
01:36:02,910 --> 01:36:04,910
[♪ continued "Everybody Wants
to Rule the World"]

2109
01:36:04,910 --> 01:36:08,410
♪

2110
01:36:08,410 --> 01:36:10,120
I'm going to kiss you, Cherry Worms.

2111
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:13,290
♪

2112
01:36:13,290 --> 01:36:14,410
Okay.

2113
01:36:14,410 --> 01:36:19,240
♪

2114
01:36:19,250 --> 01:36:20,330
[Max] Au.

2115
01:36:20,330 --> 01:36:21,410
Did you just pinch my leg?

2116
01:36:21,410 --> 01:36:23,080
Sorry, I thought it was mine.

2117
01:36:23,410 --> 01:36:25,450
Yes, no, that...
[laughing] That's good.

2118
01:36:26,790 --> 01:36:31,000
♪

2119
01:36:41,040 --> 01:36:43,950
♪

2120
01:36:43,950 --> 01:36:47,240
And then, add eh, eh, 3,800,

2121
01:36:47,250 --> 01:36:50,750
plus, uh, the 6,200,

2122
01:36:51,330 --> 01:36:54,330
and it is equal to $20,000.

2123
01:36:55,790 --> 01:36:56,910
[Abby] Bye.

2124
01:36:56,910 --> 01:36:58,040
[guests]
Goodbye.

2125
01:36:58,790 --> 01:37:00,370
[Abby]
Drive carefully, okay?

2126
01:37:00,370 --> 01:37:01,450
- OK.
- [Abby] Good. Bye bye.

2127
01:37:01,450 --> 01:37:02,620
[Santa Monica]
Okay, very responsible.

2128
01:37:02,620 --> 01:37:03,790
- [Abby] Yes.
- [both laughing]

2129
01:37:04,750 --> 01:37:06,540
Thank you for getting me my first kiss.

2130
01:37:06,540 --> 01:37:08,500
- Thank you for saving the club.
- Yes.

2131
01:37:09,120 --> 01:37:12,330
Hey, we help each other with exactly
what we wanted.

2132
01:37:12,330 --> 01:37:13,540
Yes.

2133
01:37:13,540 --> 01:37:15,910
So in a non-sexual way,

2134
01:37:15,910 --> 01:37:18,080
we metaphorically did 69.

2135
01:37:18,080 --> 01:37:19,910
- Yes.
- Ujum.

2136
01:37:19,910 --> 01:37:22,250
Honestly,
The best 69 I've ever had.

2137
01:37:22,870 --> 01:37:24,370
- Oh really?
- No.

2138
01:37:24,370 --> 01:37:27,200
The real one is actually very hot.
Or not?

2139
01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:29,580
I don't know, there are many things
in your face

2140
01:37:29,580 --> 01:37:31,330
[screams] What the hell?

2141
01:37:31,950 --> 01:37:33,410
- [♪ music stops]
Oh shit.

2142
01:37:33,410 --> 01:37:36,160
- I guess those are your parents.
[Margaret] [gasp] Oh!

2143
01:37:36,580 --> 01:37:37,830
Who are you?

2144
01:37:38,700 --> 01:37:40,040
S-Santa Monica, ma'am.

2145
01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:42,290
Hello, Mrs. Flores!

2146
01:37:42,700 --> 01:37:43,830
Lily Rose?

2147
01:37:44,870 --> 01:37:46,040
[retches, vomits]

2148
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:47,290
[both] Ooh!

2149
01:37:47,290 --> 01:37:49,200
Oh my god.

2150
01:37:49,830 --> 01:37:51,330
[laughs]

2151
01:37:51,330 --> 01:37:52,700
You just vomited.

2152
01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:55,830
[Rum]
What have you done, Abigail?

2153
01:37:55,830 --> 01:37:58,080
What do you have to say?

2154
01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:01,540
[birds chirping]

2155
01:38:02,870 --> 01:38:04,120
I made a friend.

2156
01:38:05,250 --> 01:38:08,250
[♪ "Seaside" by Pop Noir plays]

2157
01:41:30,120 --> 01:41:37,120
[♪ ends song]